for our 240th Caption Contest!
Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 240th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .
Dan!
Here is the winning caption:
Cream Pie meets cream puff…
Captain America and Dave, each with one #1 vote, and True Dan with two #2 votes, are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:
Captain America: “Mmmmm, delicious! I haven’t tasted human food in quite some time. It’s always flies and adrenochrome.”
Dave: “Climate champion, Bill Gates, experiences sun-dimming via whipped cream, not chalk dust.”
True Dan: “Bill, this is to thank you for releasing another Windows update which locked up my computer,”
Jackie Puppet, SAF and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Jackie Puppet: “I just love a cream pie in the face!”
SAF: “That’s his mandatory mask!”
YouKnowWho: “That’s not a pie chart”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Dan!!!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
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Congrats, Dan!