The ‘new Lord of the Flies’ Caption Contest

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This is our 244th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On June 9, 2021, Joe Biden swatted a cicada off his neck after the insect landed on him at Joint Base Andrews, before he took off on his first overseas trip to the UK to attend the G7.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, June 29, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Joe Biden officially succeeds Obama and Hillary Clinton as the new Lord of the Flies, aka Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of Hell.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

Joe thought the cicada wanted to mate with his earpiece!

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

Sleepy Joe accidentally severs communications with his handlers here on Wed 6/9 when he inadvertently slaps his earpiece out, forgetting what it actually is while mumbling about those, “damn cicadas” that he, in his demented state of mind, falsely believes keep buzzing his ears.

Calgirl
Calgirl
2 years ago

First verifiably cogent thing I’ve done since the beginning of the basement “campaign. ” At least I stood up to and swatted off a pest. Don’t know that I can do the same with Russia.

vett
vett
2 years ago

Damn Cootie Bugs!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago

Wrong headline – it should have been, “Giant Cicada Wipes Huge Turd off its Butt.”

Jackie Puppet
2 years ago
Reply to  truckjunkie

LMAO!

Hildegard
Hildegard
2 years ago

Ahhh, the reek of a brainless walking corpse…irresistible…and worth waiting 17 years for, chirped the cicada nymph afterward in a prime-time interview (it went viral).

BoyDownTheLane
BoyDownTheLane
2 years ago

Stop that buzzing nagging gadfly of a VEEP or I ….

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

Cicadas live in trees, not Joe’s head. Only Trump lives in Biden’s head.

Calgirl
Calgirl
2 years ago

So, I get a shot at life very 17 years…this is my third time at this loser, and especially now that he is. unbelievably POTUS. Am I going to go down in history, or down in flames like Biden?

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

The media keep saying I’m losing my marbles,But Oh there’s one now can you pick that up for me please, I only have a few left for this tour.

Captain America
Captain America
2 years ago

All insects are drawn to their demon lords.