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This is our 245th world-famous Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex and wife of Prince Harry, left her newborn baby Archie in London and jetted to New York for the U.S. Open on Sept. 7, 2019, ostensibly to support her friend Serena Williams. At the tennis match, wearing a shirt-button dress, Markle openly flirted with Williams’ husband, Alexis Ohanian, by spreading her thighs and flashing her crotch. This is confirmed by a recent CDAN blind item reveal.
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, July 20, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
People sitting next to Markle: “Ew! What’s that smell?”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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Uh-Megan,you don’t need to strike that pose until you’re ready to have the baby…..
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Alexis, wanna see a real vagina?
Are you hungry? I brought a box lunch for you.
EW, worms! will have to clean that thing again.
Steely Dan wrote a song about Meghan the “Snootch”:
“The Royal Scam”
Hey dad, can we move up the seats, someone spilled a sardine can over here and smells like someone is fanning it up in the air.
So crass and lowborn to invite drone surveillance of propertied privates (as if she were giving out samples)–gag me with a [silver] spoon.
This caption contest is now closed.