The ‘what’s the hurry?’ Caption Contest

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This is our 249th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On Ajugust 29, 2021, Joe Biden couldn’t stay still during the solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of U.S. soldiers killed in the United States’ peremptory withdrawal from Afghanistan. He dishonored the dead soldiers by checking his watch.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 26, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

During the ceremony, a voice from the clouds said: “Your time is up, pedo Joe.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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GregB
GregB
2 years ago

C’mon man! Hurry this thing up. It’s past my nap time already!

Jackie Puppet
2 years ago
Reply to  GregB

That was gonna be mine! Now I gotta come up with something else! 😂

GregB
GregB
2 years ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Great minds think alike don’t they JP? I’ve seen enough of your excellent (often winning) entries to know you’ll come up with a great alternative – and you did I see.

Jackie Puppet
2 years ago

The ice cream truck should’ve been here by now! What’s taking so long?

vett
vett
2 years ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

Gonna be hard to beat this one

Calgirl
Calgirl
2 years ago

C’mon Man! How long can this take? They’re dead and gonna stay dead, and I have really important things to do as leader of the Flea World.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
2 years ago

What time is it? Wait-where AM I? WHO am I? Why am I HERE? Hmmmmm-I wonder what her hair smells like? I have to focus! I have to–OH-butterflies!!

greenworxx
greenworxx
2 years ago

“I’m hungry…..It’s time for the buffet lunch they told me about”. “Where’s the buffet and why am I here?”

GregB
GregB
2 years ago

Hmm, let’s see. Mickey’s left hand is picking his nose and his right hand is scratching his butt (like I often do,) so that means the time is…umm, umm. Jill, how soon can we go home?

Last edited 2 years ago by GregB
Jen
Jen
2 years ago

Time for a diaper change and ice cream!

vett
vett
2 years ago

Hurry it up will you? I have a country to wreck.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 years ago

Jill, do you think they will make Disney hold those cartoons for me. I mean it’s getting late and Daffy Duck and Elmer J. Fudd are on now. I don’t want to miss any of that, it gives me ideas we can USE!

Arche N.
Arche N.
2 years ago

Grim Reaper doesn’t like to be kept waiting….