We have a winner!

. . . for our 248th Caption Contest!

This was a super easy contest for our writers because there were so few entries. 🙁

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 248th Caption Contest, with three #1 vote and 12 points, is:

vett!!!

Here is the winning caption:

Kinda looks like a cross between a Gestapo agent and Columbo.

Mr. B. is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

First she poses as a satanist, now a SS Gestapo. What a twisted mind.

Captain America is in third place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

That flap in front is to cover her gnarled old dangles.

Calgirl is in fourth place, with one #1 vote and 2 points:

Really don’t understand the juxtaposition of her Nazi Gestapo garb to her mild-mannered Brainiac English sleuth plaid overcoat. Who was her publicist for this? Probably a CLUELESS someone born after, say, at least 1990 or worse, 2000. And then, this pretentious pandering slut approved it.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other entries, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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