The Biden-Freak-Show Caption Contest

This is our 252nd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Rachel Levine, 64, born Richard Levine, is a pediatrician and the U.S. assistant secretary for health in the Biden administration, confirmed by the U.S. Senate by a 52-48 vote on March 24, 2021. On October 19, 2021, Levine was commissioned as a four-star admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, becoming the first openly transgender four-star officer in any of the United States uniformed services.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, January 4, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Physician, heal thyself!” -Luke 4:23

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
29 days ago

Now all that being said, if any of you young men in the front row would like a personal heath screening today and today only, you can get a photo shoot with me doing your screening. After the proceedings of course.

 
Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
29 days ago

OMG if this is what the assistant looks like, what can the Secretary of Health look like? Nooooooo, we’re all gonna die of trans life style.

 
Tim Shey
29 days ago

This picture reminds me of a quote from the film BRAVEHEART (1995): “Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.” – King Edward I 

 
Christy
Christy
29 days ago

I am woman, hear me roar!

 
Christy
Christy
29 days ago

Can we wrap this up soon, I have a women’s wrestling match to win later.

 
Goldbug
Goldbug(@goldbug)
28 days ago

She, he, it, them, they .. oh, whatever .. has a terminal case of the UGLIES!

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet(@jackie-puppet)
28 days ago

Ummmm, couldn’t this contest have waited until after Christmas? 😬😁

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet(@jackie-puppet)
28 days ago

Rachel??!?!

Dick Levine should’ve changed his name to Dick Less-vine!

 
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet(@jackie-puppet)
28 days ago

Pediatrician??

He looks more like a pedophile-trician!

 
Calgirl
Calgirl
27 days ago

Unfortunately, for male or female or anything in between, there is no surgical solution to fix UGLY.

 
Calgirl
Calgirl
27 days ago

PS….as a matter of information to all: the US Public Health Service, a Commissioned Corp, for which my husband and I served for years before entering private and state services in CA, was established as the SECOND uniformed service (after the Navy) by President George Washington, to serve the health care of the US Navy at the time…in any and all ports, domestic and abroad, as needed/called for on a moments’ notice (You might recognize today their commander, the Surgeon General, who looks like he/she is in a Navy uniform….) These services can be called upon by the commander-in-chief for any and all emergencies in addition to the military duties….and, are additionally attached to Indian Health Service by treaty with domestic, dependent nations ( in which we served for part of our duties). We are still in reserve, and could be sent anywhere in the world that our Navy requires medical assistance. IN ADDITION, the commissioned corp serves all medical care for the Coast Guard and and the Federal Bureau of Prisons (also our experience)….inclusive of other “ready corps” areas…..and there are only today 5,000 of them…..esp after Obama de-commissioned most and canceled ALL of the INACTIVE reserve after 200 years…..(non-payments, but still available on a moment’s notice according to their oaths….WHY?)… So this “Rachael” is a “member” of an elite and small member of medical corps for the USA military….and I’d like to SEE HIS/HER record and compare it to my husband’s and mine in the US Public Health Service….and EVEN being from Pennsylvania myself……I’d like to see this man/woman’s record in the US Public Health Service to see just WHY he/she was a valid choice for his/her present job in our Federal Government other than he/she is a transgender in the US Public Health Service, chosen on a check-off list by Biden.

 
vett
vett
26 days ago

Let’s see, we have a demented hair-sniffing pedophile in the White House with a son who is involved in drugs and underage girls, a not-so-bright hooker second-in-command with a screwy step-daughter, a gay guy as secretary of transportation who is married to another guy with twins who got maternity leave. So what’s so strange about a butt-fugly gal who used to be a guy as an assistant secretary of health?

 
Jen
Jen
25 days ago

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

 
MR B.
MR B.
24 days ago

I’m sure this “woman’s” telling us the cure to COVID is a jar of Vaseline petroleum jelly.

 
Captain America
Captain America(@captain-america)
24 days ago

The demoncrats always go to extremes such as this to inflict the most evil abominations on us. Does this creature look in the mirror and sing “I feel Pretty”????

 
Anonymous
Anonymous
22 days ago

More like “Goodbye horses, I’m crying over you… “:
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Anonymous
Anonymous
22 days ago

“It’s okay, I’m trans-normal and if you question that you’re racist.”

 
Calgirl
Calgirl
16 days ago
Reply to  Anonymous

LOVE YOUR RESPONSE 🙂 I ‘m going to adopt it.

 
Reuben G.
Reuben G.
18 days ago

I don’t think your caption can be topped, Dr. E.

 
Pearl
Pearl
16 days ago

WHOA, Man!