. . . for our 251st Caption Contest!
There were many really clever caption entries.
Our writers each voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 251st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:
Here is the winning caption:
John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
Bearded Billy becomes a strolling hounds tooth Chinese finger trap.
Brian Heinz is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:
I’m too sexy for my beard, too sexy for my beard, can’t shave my face but my legs are smooth.
Captain America, GregB and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Captain America: “You mean that’s not Michelle? Ingenious! A gay guy(?) dragging a drag.”
GregB: “The Space Invaders and Galaga spaceships have landed and this is their leader, wanting to be taken to meet ours. Good luck having an intelligent conversation with Brandon!”
Jackie Puppet: “Michelle Obama, THIS is how you wear a dress, gurlll!! It’s hard to see my swinging nuts, and don’t be afraid to grow that beard!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Tim Shey!!!
For all the other caption entries, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!