The Twerking-Senator Caption Contest

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This contest is closed.

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This is our world-famous 259th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video;

 

About the video: On 4th of July, Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack, a first-term Democrat, posted a 8-second video of herself twerking in a bikini. The video went viral. Reportedly, and rightly, she faced a wave of criticism. But Mack said she has no regrets and would do it all over again. (Source: New York Post).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 2, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Rhode Island State Senate must be so proud….

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

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SSgt David
SSgt David
4 months ago

Making an ass of herself…literally!

Mr B.
Mr B.
4 months ago

Can’t do much better than the definition for Twerking
Twerking
The act of moving/ shaking ones ass/ butt/ booty in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion. Commonly mistaken as dancing. Prime indicator of a sub-100 IQ

Captain America
Captain America
4 months ago

Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.

Grif
Editor
4 months ago

Hey pal. Would you please hold my place in line while I go outside and barf?

Jen
Jen
4 months ago

Only in America….

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
4 months ago

Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
4 months ago
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Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
4 months ago

There is little wonder why government is in such dire straits–when a State Senator can appear in public, twerking in a bikini. I am left beyond astonished and certainly appalled. She evidently has no concept based in reality of what her body actually looks like! Seeing that is enough to bring on cardiac arrest.

GregB
GregB
4 months ago

Just another typical democrap (sic) on parade. Always burying their heads in the sand and showing us all just what an ass they really are.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
4 months ago

Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.

Reuben G.
Reuben G.
4 months ago

I’m too depressed by this to think of a funny caption.

vett
vett
4 months ago

Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.

Anonymous
Anonymous
4 months ago

Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…

A. B. Nordlichter
A. B. Nordlichter
3 months ago

Shake contents thoroughly before using. Refrigerate any leftovers. Do not microwave.