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This is our world-famous 259th Caption Contest!
Here’s the video;
About the video: On 4th of July, Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack, a first-term Democrat, posted a 8-second video of herself twerking in a bikini. The video went viral. Reportedly, and rightly, she faced a wave of criticism. But Mack said she has no regrets and would do it all over again. (Source: New York Post).
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 2, 2022.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
The Rhode Island State Senate must be so proud….
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Making an ass of herself…literally!
Can’t do much better than the definition for Twerking
Twerking
The act of moving/ shaking ones ass/ butt/ booty in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion. Commonly mistaken as dancing. Prime indicator of a sub-100 IQ
Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.
Hey pal. Would you please hold my place in line while I go outside and barf?
Only in America….
Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!
Don’t believe me? 😂
https://twitter.com/johnhackerla/status/1544732843649077248
There is little wonder why government is in such dire straits–when a State Senator can appear in public, twerking in a bikini. I am left beyond astonished and certainly appalled. She evidently has no concept based in reality of what her body actually looks like! Seeing that is enough to bring on cardiac arrest.
Just another typical democrap (sic) on parade. Always burying their heads in the sand and showing us all just what an ass they really are.
Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.
I’m too depressed by this to think of a funny caption.
Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.
Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…
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