We have a winner!

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Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here is the winning caption:

This is udderly blinding and I can’t see now. Please, someone lead me back to the hotel.

GregB, Jen, and two captions from vett are in second place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “This is NOT what I meant when I said, ‘Pelosi can go pound sand.'”

Jen (one #1 vote): “Shouldn’t this be against the law? If we had laws…”

vett (one #1 vote): “Beer goggles wouldn’t even help.”

vett (two #2 votes): “Obviously none of them are on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.”

Auntie Lulu is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Nasty Pelosi is long past the age when looking at her exposed breasts would cause anything but revulsion in the viewer. For Heaven’s sake–Cover Up!”


Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

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Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!


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Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
2 months ago

Congratulations Brian–that was a brilliant comment.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 months ago
Reply to  Auntie Lulu

Thank you Auntie Lulu these things are a lot of fun to do.
And congrads to everyone who took the time to come up with witty come backs.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
2 months ago

Congrats Brian – this was a tough one to caption!