The “Lord Fauci” Caption Contest

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This contest is now closed.
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This is our world-famous 263rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On August 10, 2022, 81-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the NIH’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was in Seattle for a Mariners’ game where he was set to receive an honorary award and throw out the first pitch at a Major League ball game against the visiting Yankees. He was met with applause and scattered boos.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, November 1, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like trained seals, Seattle blue-zombies honor the man who gave millions of dollars to help fund the Wuhan Lab that unleashed the COVID-19 virus upon the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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GregB
GregB
3 months ago

The modern day “Angel of Death” and protege of Dr. Joseph Mengele, Dr. Fear Fuhrer “Foul-Chi” is greeted in Seattle by both “woke” and “awake” baseball fans.

greenworxx
greenworxx
3 months ago

I’ll clap and cheer when Fauci is hanging by the neck for his contributions in using “gain of function” technology to make the covid virus more harmful and aiding the pharmaceutical companies in formulating the maiming, deadly and depopulating injection formulas.

Last edited 3 months ago by greenworxx
Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
3 months ago

What kind of nitwit would propose that Anthony Fauci receive any kind of “honorary” award?

vett
vett
3 months ago

I suggest giving him a blindfold, a cigarette, and a 21 gun salute.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
3 months ago

Little Lord Fauci Roy,
tried to throw the ball,
but got booed by us all,
we honor him now for all to see,
how much money he’s made off thee.
He said the jab was good and yes you should.
His lies got better but people got deader,
so now we say,don’t go the Fauci way
you might not be here another day.

Last edited 3 months ago by Brian Heinz
Anonymous
Anonymous
2 months ago

As DeSantis says:
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Captain America
Captain America
2 months ago

Me and Bill Gates are gonna kill all you bullies who used to call us names, and never let us play in any reindeer games.