The Tranny-Luggage-Thief Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 264th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The bald transvestite in the pic above is Sam Britton, a self-described “non-binary,” who has served since June 19, 2022 as the Biden administration’s deputy assistant secretary of energy. He celebrated his appointment with a Twitter post photo of himself in a chic red dress and high heels. He has a well-documented career leading workshops on “pup play,” a sexual practice in which the partner plays the role of a pet dog within a domination/submission dynamic.

In September, Britton allegedly stole a high-end piece of checked luggage worth over $2,000 from a baggage carousel at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul airport. Video surveillance shows him at the baggage claim despite having checked no luggage of his own. He then appears to take the bag and remove its rightful owner’s nametag. Over the next month, Brinton used the bag as his own on multiple other trips. When eventually questioned by police, he confirmed that the bag was in his possession and claimed he’d made a mistake due to exhaustion. On October 27, Brinton was charged with felony theft of movable property without consent, which is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. He faces a court hearing on December 19. (Source: Spectator)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, December 20, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Just another freak to add to an already criminal administration.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 month ago

I wonder if this tool will be wearing his red dress to prison?

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago

Well it looks like we lost Mr. Clean to the trans sect. Guess there won’t be any more white tornado’s unless they have heels and he will dance his way out of it some how.

Captain America
Captain America
1 month ago

When a political party tries to use every abomination the world has to offer, because “good” is bad.

vett
vett
1 month ago

Now there’s a face not even a mother could love.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 month ago

Does this mustache go with my dress?

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 month ago

Tranny, liar, nutter, thief…..too bad he’ll soon be full of grief!

Calgirl
Calgirl
1 month ago

Check me out: I don’t even require “underwire” or exposed bra straps with this dress. Who knew?