We have a winner!

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WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 264th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Jackie Puppet!

Here’s his caption:

Does this mustache go with my dress?

Auntie Lulu and Brian Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and greenworxx and vett (each with two #2 votes) are in second place, each with 4 points:

Auntie Lulu: “I wonder if this tool will be wearing his red dress to prison?”

Brian Heinz: “Well it looks like we lost Mr. Clean to the trans sect.”

greenworxx: “Tranny, liar, nutter, thief…..too bad he’ll soon be full of grief!”

vett: “Now there’s a face not even a mother could love.”

Calgirl is in third place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Check me out: I don’t even require “underwire” or exposed bra straps with this dress. Who knew?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
19 days ago

Thank you Dr E – I’m not sure there are any winners when we view these atrocities! 🤷🏼‍♂️😁

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
19 days ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

And Brian’s was clever too!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
19 days ago
Reply to  Jackie Puppet

You are so right Jackie its sad we can get this much humor out of people who are suppose to be running this country. I thought your post was good as well. Sorry for the late post my wife and I came down with Covid right at Christmas just now getting back on line.

TrailDust
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19 days ago

Congratulations Jackie Puppet!
And big thanks to the caption writers, especaily Auntie Lulu, Brian Heinz, greenworxx, vett and Calgirl!