This is our world-famous 267th Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: Sam Smith, 30, is an English singer and song-writer who first identified himself as “gay,” then in September 2019, announced himself a
“non-binary” and changed his gender pronouns to they/them, stating, “After a lifetime of being at war with my gender I’ve decided to embrace myself for who I am, inside and out,” whatever that means. On Feb. 12, 2023, Smith appeared at the 2023 Brit Awards in an inflatable latex balloon body suit.
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 7, 2023.
‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Sadly, the more appropriate pronoun for Sam Smith is “it,” as attested to by his choice of the clownish balloon outfit.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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If he/it starts to levitate off the ground, just shoot it down with a $400,000 sidewinder missile. It might just be a Chinese spy balloon in disguise. You never know, and you don’t want to take any chances.
Balloon Boy Sidewinder Bait
What is it?
Jesus asked, “What is your name?”
He responded, “They/Them, for we are many.”
(I’m not in the contest, but couldn’t resist this one.)
Perfect!
I bet ole Petey Butt Plug would like to pop his balloon!.
I told you bean casserole not a good idea before the red carpet walk.
“Thunder thighs” is never a good look regardless if one is a he, she or it.
What an assholer.
Balloon-Boy auditions for a spot in this year’s upcoming Macy’s Day parade.
My pronouns are Saddlebags and Thunder Thighs
This contest is now closed.