The Senile-Old-Man Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 266th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t MR B.):

Note: The blonde is Biden’s wife, Jill.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, February 14, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“My bad, Mom. Whoops, Jill. I pooped in my pants again.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

That tablecloth looks terrific on you, hon!

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago

Not entering. Can’t beat Dr. E’s or Jackie Puppet’s examples right off the bat for this. Ditto my thoughts. Deep thoughts, all. :)- Love it.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 year ago

Jill, do I have time to go back in? I pooped my Depends.

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 year ago

“Did you say I passed gas? I don’t smell anything.”

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 year ago

It’s pretty bad when an 80 year old man gets scolded by his wife for his antics–irrespective of the fact that he is the sitting President of the United States. Downright pitiful I would say.

Gianni
Gianni
1 year ago

…..and then when we got back from the hill, and I woke up from my coma, they told me I’m not Jack, I’m Joe, Jill.

Goldbug
Goldbug
1 year ago

Stick with me Joe, we almost have ’em fooled.

Mr B
Mr B
1 year ago

Jill: I told you Joe, if you did not take care of your son Hunter, I was going to call the Clintons.

Goldbug
Goldbug
1 year ago

Joey, if you climb up into that tree again, I’m gonna’ leave you there!

greenworxx
greenworxx
1 year ago

“C’mon…..Did you say I passed gas? I don’t smell anything. Maybe it was you.”

vett
vett
1 year ago

Joe, look, I think it’s time I finally tell you, that you’re really not the President. You’re just a puppet. Sorry. C’mon, let’s go get you an ice cream cone. It’ll make it all better

vett
vett
1 year ago

My God, Joe, You can’t even put your shoes on the right feet. Glad you’re not really in charge of this country.

Captain America
Captain America
1 year ago

“Joseph! Every time you eat ice cream and adrenochrome, you make boom booms.”

(whimper) “I know, mommy.”