Sorry this is so late. 🙁
WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 267th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
Brian Heinz!
Here’s his caption:
I told you bean casserole not a good idea before the red carpet walk.
Gianni and GregB are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each:
Gianni: “Balloon Boy Sidewinder Bait”
GregB: “If he/it starts to levitate off the ground, just shoot it down with a $400,000 sidewinder missile. It might just be a Chinese spy balloon in disguise. You never know, and you don’t want to take any chances.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Brian Heinz!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!
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Congratulations to Brian!
It really is quite unimaginable that any “stable” individual would appear in public in such a get-up but anymore we see among celebrities, government officials and community members, what I like to call “insanity on parade!”
Congratulations, Brian Heinz!
I believe you truly earned this one. Your caption was breathtakingly funny.
And thank all of you who knocked us over with your witty captions. You keep the blog fun.
Congrats Brian!
All the captions were really good and being able to laugh at all the insanity that we look at in every day life now is the only way to vent and laugh if not we might cry. Thanks to everyone.