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The Senile-Old-Man Caption Contest

Posted on February 4, 2023 by DrE | 14 comments

This is our world-famous 266th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t MR B.):

Note: The blonde is Biden’s wife, Jill.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, February 14, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“My bad, Mom. Whoops, Jill. I pooped in my pants again.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in Caption contest, Fun, Joe Biden

Tagged Jill Biden, Joe Biden senile

We have a winner!

Posted on February 4, 2023 by DrE | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 265th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Another pimp in the democrat whore house.

Vett is in second place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, for a total of 6 points:

That almost looks like a bullseye target on his back.

Auntie Lulu is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Ain’t I just stylin’ for this do.

greenworxx and Reuben G. are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworxx: “Adams is a walking ‘meme’ representing much of what’s tragically wrong in the city of New York.”

Reuben G.: “Is this tuxedo a form of violence?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

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Posted in Caption contest, Crime, Fun, The Left, woke culture

Tagged Caption Contest winner, NYC mayor Eric Adams

The Tranny-Luggage-Thief Caption Contest

Posted on December 8, 2022 by DrE | 8 comments

This is our world-famous 264th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The bald transvestite in the pic above is Sam Britton, a self-described “non-binary,” who has served since June 19, 2022 as the Biden administration’s deputy assistant secretary of energy. He celebrated his appointment with a Twitter post photo of himself in a chic red dress and high heels. He has a well-documented career leading workshops on “pup play,” a sexual practice in which the partner plays the role of a pet dog within a domination/submission dynamic.

In September, Britton allegedly stole a high-end piece of checked luggage worth over $2,000 from a baggage carousel at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul airport. Video surveillance shows him at the baggage claim despite having checked no luggage of his own. He then appears to take the bag and remove its rightful owner’s nametag. Over the next month, Brinton used the bag as his own on multiple other trips. When eventually questioned by police, he confirmed that the bag was in his possession and claimed he’d made a mistake due to exhaustion. On October 27, Brinton was charged with felony theft of movable property without consent, which is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. He faces a court hearing on December 19. (Source: Spectator)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, December 20, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Just another freak to add to an already criminal administration.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

8 Comments

Posted in Caption contest, Crime, Fun, Funnies, Joe Biden, The Left, woke culture

Tagged Biden Department of Energy, Sam Britton

The “Lord Fauci” Caption Contest

Posted on October 20, 2022 by DrE | 7 comments

This contest is now closed.
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This is our world-famous 263rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

Dr. Fauci was met with a crowd full of boo’s while being “honored” at tonight’s @Mariners game in Seattle.pic.twitter.com/b3kbcsfCdc

— Katie Daviscourt 🇺🇸 (@KatieDaviscourt) August 10, 2022

About the video: On August 10, 2022, 81-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the NIH’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was in Seattle for a Mariners’ game where he was set to receive an honorary award and throw out the first pitch at a Major League ball game against the visiting Yankees. He was met with applause and scattered boos.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, November 1, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like trained seals, Seattle blue-zombies honor the man who gave millions of dollars to help fund the Wuhan Lab that unleashed the COVID-19 virus upon the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in Caption contest, Fun

Tagged Anthony Fauci, Seattle

The Petulant Prince Caption Contest

Posted on September 22, 2022 by DrE | 8 comments

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

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This is our world-famous 262nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the gif:

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, October 4, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Just because I’m second born, why shouldn’t I be king?,” says Harry the Malcontent, a permanent U.S. resident who calls our First Amendment “bonkers”.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

8 Comments

Posted in Caption contest, Fun, Funnies, The Left

Tagged Prince Harry

The Heifer-of-the-House Caption Contest

Posted on August 31, 2022 by DrE | 12 comments

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is our world-famous 261st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In early July 2022, 82-year-old Rep. and Speaker-of-the-House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and her husband, Paul (who was recently sentenced to 5 days in jail for DUI), were spotted at a ritzy resort on the Italian seaside owned by tenor Andrea Bocelli. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, September 13, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A cow’s udder swelling is one of the most common problems faced by farmers. The main cause of such a disease is an improper diet with too many calories. The proper diet should be based on high quality hay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

12 Comments

Posted in Caption contest, Fun, The Left

Tagged Nancy Pelosi, Paul Pelosi, udder

The Prince-with-Manboobs Caption Contest

Posted on June 10, 2022 by DrE | 12 comments

This is our 258th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (source):

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 21, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Not only is Prince Harry a boob, he now sports two on his chest.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

12 Comments

Posted in Caption contest, Fun, Funnies, The Left

Tagged Prince Harry

The ‘thank God she lost’ caption contest

Posted on May 19, 2022 by DrE | 13 comments

This caption contest is now closed.

This is our 257th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t Grif):

About the pic: Krystal Ball, 40, is a Demonrat “political commentator” who has made guest appearances on networks such as CNN, CNBC and Fox News. She was a television host at MSNBC and a regular contributor to The Huffington Post. In 2010, when she was only 28 years old, she was the Democratic Party nominee for Virginia’s 1st congressional district, losing to Republican incumbent Rob Wittman by 63.9% to 34.8%.

During the campaign, racy photos of Ball were published on the blog Virginia Virtucon. The photos were taken at a 2004 Christmas party, depicting Ball in a bustier, short skirt and a Santa Claus hat, with her husband Jonathan Dariyanani and another woman. The above photo shows Ball staring lewdly at the camera, with a leg up a coffee table as Dariyanani points at her crotch with a cane. Other photos show Ball and the other woman lewdly sticking their tongues at each other, and Ball simulating a sex act on Dariyanani who has a dildo on his nose.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, May 31, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ewwww. What’s that smell?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

13 Comments

Posted in Caption contest, Fun, The Left

Tagged Jonathan Dariyanani, Krystal Ball, Rob Wittman

We have a winner!

Posted on May 19, 2022 by DrE | 2 comments

…FOR OUR 256TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

This was a tight contest between two frontrunners. And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Vett!

Here is the winning caption:

“You guys interested in buying more of Hunter’s paintings? I’ll throw in the codes to our missiles and anything else you need.”

Greenworx is in second place, with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points. Here is her caption:

The evil empire smirking at clueless dementia Joe.

Jackie Puppet is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Joe: You know what the problem with these masks are? It’s much more difficult to go up to a little girl, and sniff her!

Arche N. and BuzzedLightYears are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Arche N.: “Biden should be wearing that mask on the *back* of his head to keep the remnants of his brain from dribbling out.”

BuzzedLightYears: “Ya think the world knows what we have planned for them …”