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The ‘how-to-make-a-straight-man-gay’ Caption Contest

This is our 250th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On Oct. 20, 2021, the unfunny 61-year-old “comedian” Kathy Griffin — who held aloft a mockup of President Trump’s severed head — tweeted a video of herself dancing topless, with this message:


You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, November 23, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Why is it only Democrats inflict their naked bodies on the public?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.



We have a winner!

. . . for our 249th Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 249th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:


Here is the winning caption:

Hurry it up will you? I have a country to wreck.

Calgirl and Jackie Puppet are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Calgirl: “C’mon Man! How long can this take? They’re dead and gonna stay dead, and I have really important things to do as leader of the Flea World.”

Jackie Puppet: “The ice cream truck should’ve been here by now! What’s taking so long?”

GregB‘s two captions and Jen are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “C’mon man! Hurry this thing up. It’s past my nap time already!”

GregB (one #1 vote): “Hmm, let’s see. Mickey’s left hand is picking his nose and his right hand is scratching his butt (like I often do,) so that means the time is…umm, umm. Jill, how soon can we go home?”

Jen (two #2 votes): “Time for a diaper change and ice cream!”

Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“I’m hungry…..It’s time for the buffet lunch they told me about. Where’s the buffet and why am I here?”


Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!



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Yeah, maybe a little too early for this yet…I couldn’t help myself.