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The “Lord Fauci” Caption Contest

This contest is now closed.
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This is our world-famous 263rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On August 10, 2022, 81-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the NIH’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was in Seattle for a Mariners’ game where he was set to receive an honorary award and throw out the first pitch at a Major League ball game against the visiting Yankees. He was met with applause and scattered boos.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, November 1, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like trained seals, Seattle blue-zombies honor the man who gave millions of dollars to help fund the Wuhan Lab that unleashed the COVID-19 virus upon the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 262nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

But…but mommy promised me I’d be king.

Brian Heinz (with one #1 vote and one #2 vote) and Auntie Lulu (with three #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 6 points:

Brian Heinz: “Hey Lisa, did you hear the one about the prince that got dethroned, Harry somebody?”

Auntie Lulu: “Gosh! What did I do? I’m just tryin’ to support my little woman and the kids.”

Captain America and greenworxx are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “If I were King of the Forrrrest!!!”

greenworxx: “Being treated as if he’s invisible irritates poor spoiled Harry.”

Truckjunkie is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Truckjunkie: “How DARE that jackass William claim his rightful place as King…..”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!

~E

The Petulant Prince Caption Contest

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

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This is our world-famous 262nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the gif:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, October 4, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Just because I’m second born, why shouldn’t I be king?,” says Harry the Malcontent, a permanent  U.S. resident who calls our First Amendment “bonkers”.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 261st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here is the winning caption:

This is udderly blinding and I can’t see now. Please, someone lead me back to the hotel.

GregB, Jen, and two captions from vett are in second place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “This is NOT what I meant when I said, ‘Pelosi can go pound sand.'”

Jen (one #1 vote): “Shouldn’t this be against the law? If we had laws…”

vett (one #1 vote): “Beer goggles wouldn’t even help.”

vett (two #2 votes): “Obviously none of them are on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.”

Auntie Lulu is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Nasty Pelosi is long past the age when looking at her exposed breasts would cause anything but revulsion in the viewer. For Heaven’s sake–Cover Up!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The Heifer-of-the-House Caption Contest

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is our world-famous 261st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In early July 2022, 82-year-old Rep. and Speaker-of-the-House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and her husband, Paul (who was recently sentenced to 5 days in jail for DUI), were spotted at a ritzy resort on the Italian seaside owned by tenor Andrea Bocelli. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, September 13, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A cow’s udder swelling is one of the most common problems faced by farmers. The main cause of such a disease is an improper diet with too many calories. The proper diet should be based on high quality hay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 260TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

The DNC plotting the midterm steal.

Goldbug and truckjunkie are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Goldbug: “Let me explain .. they promise, if we convert to transhumanism, we will be protected from EMPs by wearing these hats.”

truckjunkie: “No, I STILL like the “Guild Of The Lollypop Kids” name better…..”

Brian Heinz and two captions from MR B. are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and two points:

Brian Heinz: “The return of the cone heads. Ok, who’s got the beer and who’s going for the chips and popcorn?”

MR B.: “How can Hershey be so insensitive and non-inclusive with their new ad? They do not have anyone of color or from the LGBTQIA+ community.”

MR B.: “Guess the movie
Dude in the Middle: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The how-to-be-a-zombie Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 260th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t merlin):

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 23, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Wearing these hats will empower us and we’ll be FBI agents!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 259TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest, with many really clever captions.

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!

Vett is in 2nd place with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.

A. B. Nordlichter, Brian Heinz, and Ssgt David are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

A. B. Nordlichter: “Shake contents thoroughly before using. Refrigerate any leftovers. Do not microwave.”

Brian Heinz: “Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.”

Ssgt David: “Making an ass of herself…literally!”

Anonymous and Captain America are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Anonymous: “Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…”

Captain America: “Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The Twerking-Senator Caption Contest

This contest is closed.

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This is our world-famous 259th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video;

 

About the video: On 4th of July, Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack, a first-term Democrat, posted a 8-second video of herself twerking in a bikini. The video went viral. Reportedly, and rightly, she faced a wave of criticism. But Mack said she has no regrets and would do it all over again. (Source: New York Post).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 2, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Rhode Island State Senate must be so proud….

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 258TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

“And for my next trick, I’ll show you the rest of my gender reassignment surgery.” (Loud cries from audience: “No, please don’t!”)

Goldbug is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

When I’m pregnant, I plan to chestfeed my baby. No formula shortage for me!

Jen, with one #1 vote, and vett, with two #2 votes, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Jen: “Quite the stud….”

vett: “Meghan is jealous of these babies.”

greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworxx: “Since Prince Harry is always looking for new ways to make money, maybe he should make a line of bras for men and he can be the poster boy.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Greg B!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E