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The Coals-to-Newcastle Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 275th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The Presidents of Turkmenistan and Belarus planted a fir tree at the Alley of Honored Guests in Minsk, the capital of Belarus.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Never over-estimate the intelligence of politicians.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 274th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

This was a contest in which there were two outstanding contenders.

And the winner, with four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 18 points, is:

GregB!

Here’s his caption:

It’s not every day that you see man’s best friend next to man’s worst enemy.

TrueDan is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points:

Does that cone prevent him from sniffing little girls?

Gianni P is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“This antenna doesn’t work; all I ever get is static”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

The Rabid-Biden Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 274th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The cone collar should be worn by America to protect us against this senile, evil POTUS.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 273rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Brian!

Here’s his caption:

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boot
to Disney’s stupid shoots.
No more movies for me
because they are perverted, you see.

Captain America is a close 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Well, if that little fairy doesn’t look like Herr-Frau Hitler.

GregB and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

GregB: “At the Magic (perverted) Kingdom, instead of, ‘Boys will be boys,’ it’s now, ‘Boys will be girls and girls will be boys.'”

Brian: “Come, come now. We don’t have time to waste. My girdle is killing me and this thong is cutting me. So what will it be kid?”

Shoal Creek and another Brian caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Shoal Creek: “Why Mr. Banks, I think you’ve been flying that kite for a little too long, now!”

Brian: “Mercy, Mercy. So many to groom and so little time.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

The Disney-transvestite caption contest

This is our world-famous 273rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At the Enchanted Chamber in Disneyland, a mustachioed male employee in a dress welcomes little girls, calling himself Nick, the Fairy Godmother’s apprentice. Inside the chamber, the girls will choose their special Disney princess dresses — priced at $250 to $450 — before they have their hair and makeup done so they can walk the park in their princess getup.

Here’s a video of the Disney transvestite:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 29, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Founder Walt Disney must be turning over in his grave.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

See also “Does Disney’s failure signal a cultural shift in America?

~E

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 272nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

GregB!

Here’s his caption:

I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.

CalGirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.

Greenworxx (with one #1 vote) and Gracie Storvika (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

greenworxx: “Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.”

Gracie Storvika: “Insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!”

Captain America is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

The ‘We’re Coming For Your Children” Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 272nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video (warning: nudity):

About the video: On June 23, 2023, in New York City, LGBTQ activists marched and chanted “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children!” (Source: RedState)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 1, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A sight that’s sure to turn straight men gay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

 

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 271st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Cases and cases of testosterone blocker. Soon to be on display in the children’s section of Target, right next to the pedo-devil wear.

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Change the sign to say, “Free Targets For The Gun Range” and that pallet would be empty in no time.

Jackie Puppet is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

If I wanted to drink piss water for free, I’d drink out of a toilet!

Two Brain Heinz captions are both in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Bud Light for those who are light in the loafers and are on a budget.

Like we said “just take them” but you must sign a waiver saying that you will not sue “us” if you go gay after drinking beer this way. No suits saying that you now fart rainbows when you see light beer. “DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK” my cause sexual psychosis in males.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

We have a winner!

 

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 270th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Hi, I’m Princess Grifta, and this is my husband Cuckol.

greenworxx is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

“Crying wolf” is a dangerous game to play.

CalGirl is in 3rd place with one #1 vote and 4 points:

This doesn’t look right. Put the phone & reading material down….throw on seat belts & hug each other tight: it’s time for the “high speed chase” hoax pics.

Another Captain America caption and MrB are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “That looks like Big Mike next to Grifta.”

MrB.: “Personally, I don’t know anybody who would want a picture of a narcissist, a whipped husband and his mother-in-law.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

The Phony Car-Chase Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 270th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The above pic of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mom, in a New York yellow taxi was taken on the evening of May 16, 2023. Invoking memories of Princess Diana’s fatal car crash, the couple’s spokesman claimed that the trio were “extremely upset and shaken” by a harrowing, “near-catastrophic” two-hour paparazzi chase in New York City, and that the “relentless pursuit…resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers.”  Almost immediately, NY’s Democratic mayor and the NYPD debunked the story, followed by similar testimonies by the taxicab driver as well as the paparazzi agency. Here’s an excellent video by a native New Yorker resident explaining why the story is unbelievable:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 20, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Meghan Markle: “Do I look like I’m ‘extremely upset and shaken’?  That Harry is such a dope –snookered again by my machinations. He, he, he.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E