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We have a winner!

. . . for our 252nd Caption Contest!

This was a difficult contest for our voters because there were many really clever entries.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 252nd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Anonymous!!!

Here is the winning caption:

“It’s okay, I’m trans-normal and if you question that you’re racist.”

Jackie Puppet and MR B. are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Jackie Puppet: “Pediatrician?? He looks more like a pedophile-trician!”

MR B.: “I’m sure this ‘woman’s’ telling us the cure to COVID is a jar of Vaseline petroleum jelly.”

Calgirl, Christy, another Jackie Puppet caption, Jen, and Tim Shey are all in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Calgirl: “Unfortunately, for male or female or anything in between, there is no surgical solution to fix UGLY.”

Christy: “I am woman, hear me roar!”

Jackie Puppet: “Rachel??!?! Dick Levine should’ve changed his name to Dick Less-vine!”

Jen: “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.”

Tim Shey: “This picture reminds me of a quote from the film BRAVEHEART (1995): ‘Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.’ – King Edward I “

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Anonymous!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here this Tuesday for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 251st Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers each voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 251st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

Tim Shey!!!

Here is the winning caption:

The latest fashion from Sodom & Gomorrah.

John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Bearded Billy becomes a strolling hounds tooth Chinese finger trap.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

I’m too sexy for my beard, too sexy for my beard, can’t shave my face but my legs are smooth.

Captain America, GregB and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “You mean that’s not Michelle? Ingenious! A gay guy(?) dragging a drag.”

GregB: “The Space Invaders and Galaga spaceships have landed and this is their leader, wanting to be taken to meet ours. Good luck having an intelligent conversation with Brandon!”

Jackie Puppet: “Michelle Obama, THIS is how you wear a dress, gurlll!! It’s hard to see my swinging nuts, and don’t be afraid to grow that beard!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 250th Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 250th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

GregB!!!

Here is the winning caption:

If you ever wondered what Medusa looked like from the backside, now you know.

Hujonwi is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Oh great… my dick has just gone into hiding…

MrB is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

What’s that saying – Beauty is only skin deep …but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Brian Heinz‘s two captions, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz:  “And if this little wiggle don’t scare you, just wait till I drop my thong and watch well: clear the beach!”

Brian Heinz: “There are somethings in life that cannot be unseen no matter how hard you try. Does anyone have any eye scrub I can borrow quick.”

Jackie Puppet: “She can’t even make waves anymore!”

vett: “Looks like she is as popular as Joe (Brandon) Biden. Not a soul in sight. FJB”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 249th Caption Contest!

There were many really clever caption entries.

Our writers voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 249th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!!!

Here is the winning caption:

Hurry it up will you? I have a country to wreck.

Calgirl and Jackie Puppet are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Calgirl: “C’mon Man! How long can this take? They’re dead and gonna stay dead, and I have really important things to do as leader of the Flea World.”

Jackie Puppet: “The ice cream truck should’ve been here by now! What’s taking so long?”

GregB‘s two captions and Jen are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “C’mon man! Hurry this thing up. It’s past my nap time already!”

GregB (one #1 vote): “Hmm, let’s see. Mickey’s left hand is picking his nose and his right hand is scratching his butt (like I often do,) so that means the time is…umm, umm. Jill, how soon can we go home?”

Jen (two #2 votes): “Time for a diaper change and ice cream!”

Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“I’m hungry…..It’s time for the buffet lunch they told me about. Where’s the buffet and why am I here?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 246th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And we have a triple whammy!

The winners of our 246th Caption Contest, each with 8 points, are:

Captain America, Mitchell T, and Reuben G.!!!

Here are their winning captions:

Captain America (with two #1 votes): “Oh No!!! Izz Godzirra!!!”

Mitchell T (with two #1 votes): “Slam Dunk? Not a stage dive without jumping off stage. Falling forward and snapping a fan’s neck is like trying to balance a brick on a straw. IT GUNNA SNAP!!”

Reuben G. (with one #1 and two #2 votes): “She’s not THAT fat, it only registered as 1.8 on local Richter scales”

Lizzo Belly Flop

Greg B is in second place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Lizzo is seen here performing for SeaWorld hiring managers during her audition to serve as the replacement for the now retired Shamu to splash the audience.

Brian, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian: “That poor teddy bear will argue that point about crushing. Bet there isn’t any stuffing left in that little fella.”

Jackie Puppet: “The poor bed: ‘What did I do to deserve this? OOF!!'”

vett: “Eye bleach! Eye bleach! Where’s my eye bleach.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Reuben G., Mitchell T, and Captain America!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 245th Caption Contest!

This was an easy contest for our writers because there were so few entries. LOL

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 245th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling 14 points is . . .

Truckjunkie!

Here is the winning caption:

Uh, Meghan, you don’t need to strike that pose until you’re ready to have the baby…..

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Alexis, wanna see a real vagina?

vett and AZgeo are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

vett (one #1 vote): “Are you hungry? I brought a box lunch for you.”

AZgeo (two #2 votes): “EW, worms! Will have to clean that thing again.”

Brian Heinz is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Hey dad, can we move up the seats, someone spilled a sardine can over here and smells like someone is fanning it up in the air.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, truckjunkie!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 244th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 244th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

Truckjunkie!

Here is the winning caption:

Giant Cicada Wipes Huge Turd off its Butt.

Captain America and vett are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “All insects are drawn to their demon lords.”

vett: “Damn Cootie Bugs!”

CalGirl and GregB are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

CalGirl: “First verifiably cogent thing I’ve done since the beginning of the basement “campaign. ” At least I stood up to and swatted off a pest. Don’t know that I can do the same with Russia.”

GregB: “Cicadas live in trees, not Joe’s head. Only Trump lives in Biden’s head.”

Hildegard is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Ahhh, the reek of a brainless walking corpse…irresistible…and worth waiting 17 years for, chirped the cicada nymph afterward in a prime-time interview (it went viral).

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, truckjunkie!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

. . . for our 242nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many brilliant captions!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 242nd Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points is . . .

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

So which ones are the puppeteers and which ones are the dummies?

Greg B, Jackie Puppet, James Stepp, Jen, and Kathy Deles are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Greg B: “Created by the same White House Photoshop ‘professional’ who created Obama’s ‘birth certificate.'”

Jackie Puppet: “Don’t worry Rosalyn, I’m not gonna sniff ya – 80 years ago, absolutely I would have!”

James Stepp: “Where’s Joe’s right hand, or do we even wanna know??”

Jen: “Here are four people from our Alzheimer’s Unit enjoying their day visiting!”

Kathy Deles: “In my best Darth Vader voice… I find your lack of proportion…. Disturbing”

Captain America, MR B., Shoal Creek, and Tim Shey are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America:“Say Edgar..” “What is it Charlie??” “Who’s this big doofus trying to stick his hand up my butt?”

MR B.: “Watch Joe & Jill work their ventriloquist dolls only on Good Morning America!”

Shoal Creek: “Jimmy, how did you get your house and all of your furnishings to shrink with you and Rosalyn? It’s almost like visiting hobbits!”

Tim Shey: “The Four Offspring of Dr. Frankenstein.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

for our 239th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 239th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points is . . .

SAF!

Here is the winning caption:

BLACK EYES MATTER!

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

That adrenochrome really packs a knockout punch!

Brian (with one #1 vote) and Gretchen K (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Brian: “When Pelosi says get in line, buddy, you better do it.”

Gretchen K: “The Mormon Mafia says they not happy with your votes!”

Scott Merson and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Scott Merson: “They say the eyes are the windows to your soul.”

True Dan: “I’ve got to quit attending those Senate Republican Caucuses.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SAF!!!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

 

We have a winner!

for our 238th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 238th Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and a whopping 16 points is . . .

Vett!

Here is the winning caption:

Introducing the new cabinet of the Biden Administration.

Julie Mullen is in second place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is her caption:

Members of the Press Corps are caught breaking Covid restrictions while waiting for the WH press secretary to ‘circle back’ to anything relevant to their questions.

Calgirl, Jackie Puppet, James Stepp (aka truckjunkie), Leon, and Steve are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Calgirl: “News Flash: ‘Nancy Pelosi calls the House to consider new charges after the Senate acquits Trump, for 2nd time, of unsupported Impeachment charges. She gambles that the 3rd time will be the charm.'”

Jackie Puppet: “Every kid’s worst nightmare!”

James Stepp: “One clown to another clown, ‘Hahaha-look at that weirdo with the tiny shoes!!'”

Leon: “So this is what $15.00 an hour looks like!”

Steve: “Joe Biden has decided a new wardrobe is in order for the Secret Service. After all they are supposed to blend in/appear natural with their surroundings. I think Joe outdid himself for where else but DC would a bunch of Clowns not stand out?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E