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We have a winner!

. . . for our 242nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many brilliant captions!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 242nd Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points is . . .

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

So which ones are the puppeteers and which ones are the dummies?

Greg B, Jackie Puppet, James Stepp, Jen, and Kathy Deles are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Greg B: “Created by the same White House Photoshop ‘professional’ who created Obama’s ‘birth certificate.'”

Jackie Puppet: “Don’t worry Rosalyn, I’m not gonna sniff ya – 80 years ago, absolutely I would have!”

James Stepp: “Where’s Joe’s right hand, or do we even wanna know??”

Jen: “Here are four people from our Alzheimer’s Unit enjoying their day visiting!”

Kathy Deles: “In my best Darth Vader voice… I find your lack of proportion…. Disturbing”

Captain America, MR B., Shoal Creek, and Tim Shey are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America:“Say Edgar..” “What is it Charlie??” “Who’s this big doofus trying to stick his hand up my butt?”

MR B.: “Watch Joe & Jill work their ventriloquist dolls only on Good Morning America!”

Shoal Creek: “Jimmy, how did you get your house and all of your furnishings to shrink with you and Rosalyn? It’s almost like visiting hobbits!”

Tim Shey: “The Four Offspring of Dr. Frankenstein.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The 4 elderly elites Caption Contest

This is our 242nd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):

About the pic: On May 3, 2021, the Carter Library released the above photo of Joe (age 78) and Jill (age 69) Biden’s visit a week ago with former President and First Lady Jimmy (age 96) and Rosalyn Carter (age 93). (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, May 18, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Four elderly elites from separate households gather without masks or social distancing. Still need evidence that COVID-19 rules are bogus?

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

~E