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The Senile-Old-Man Caption Contest

 

This is our world-famous 266th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t MR B.):

Note: The blonde is Biden’s wife, Jill.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, February 14, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“My bad, Mom. Whoops, Jill. I pooped in my pants again.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

Wednesday Funny! Star Trek meets Joe Biden

This would be hilarious if it weren’t so distressing — that the United States has a clearly senile old man as President.

God help us.

H/t Elizabeth

~E

We have a winner!

…for our 254th Caption Contest!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

Captain America!

Here is the winning caption:

Come on now Binkie. The ice cream and preteen girls are this way.

GregB and greenworx, with one #1 vote, and vett with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each, are in 2nd place. Here are their captions:

GregB: “Come along with me, Joey. It’s time for a diaper change and a nap.”

greenworx: “Joe performs the Washington ‘shuffle’ which represents far more than the obvious.”

vett: “Come along Joey, it’s nappy nap time now. You can play President with them again tomorrow.”

Brian Heinz and truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz: “No, Bengie. We’re not playing ring around the podium. So come on before they figure out you are as dense as you look. Hurry dear.”

truckjunkie: “Plenty of ‘ammunition’….”

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

Tuesday Funny: The New Math

Did you know that 100 million + 100 million = 100 billion?

And that 300 Americans will be vaccinated because of an extra 200 million vaccines? (6:23 mark)

H/t yyz

~E

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