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We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 257TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

I wouldn’t touch it EVEN with a ten foot pole.

MrB and Ziggy are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

MrB: “A true demonrat’s way of celebrating Christmas, dressing like a drunk slut.”

Ziggy: “Ironically, the woman in the photo is offended by ‘manspreading’.”

Brian Heinz and Jackie Puppet are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian Heinz: “And if you think this is radical just wait till I get into office, it will be like the 60s’ orgies for everyday policies. Politics are so much fun, don’t ya think?”

Jackie Puppet: “Definitely on the naughty list!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Greg B!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The ‘thank God she lost’ caption contest

This caption contest is now closed.

This is our 257th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t Grif):

About the pic: Krystal Ball, 40, is a Demonrat “political commentator” who has made guest appearances on networks such as CNN, CNBC and Fox News. She was a television host at MSNBC and a regular contributor to The Huffington Post. In 2010, when she was only 28 years old, she was the Democratic Party nominee for Virginia’s 1st congressional district, losing to Republican incumbent Rob Wittman by 63.9% to 34.8%.

During the campaign, racy photos of Ball were published on the blog Virginia Virtucon. The photos were taken at a 2004 Christmas party, depicting Ball in a bustier, short skirt and a Santa Claus hat, with her husband Jonathan Dariyanani and another woman. The above photo shows Ball staring lewdly at the camera, with a leg up a coffee table as Dariyanani points at her crotch with a cane. Other photos show Ball and the other woman lewdly sticking their tongues at each other, and Ball simulating a sex act on Dariyanani who has a dildo on his nose.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, May 31, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ewwww. What’s that smell?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E