This is our 243rd world-famous Caption Contest!
Here’s the GIF:
About the GIF: At the 2016 Invictus Games, an international sporting event for wounded, injured and sick current and former Servicemen and women, former Army Rifleman Ashley Coles pulled up his top to show a tattoo to Prince Harry. Harry — the epitome of white privilege who was caught naked with whores in Las Vegas; once dressed as a Nazi but lectures to the world on our “unconscious racism”; takes private jets but lectures to us on the environment; and trashes his family on Oprah and most recently in a podcast — responded by bizarrely tweaking the soldier’s nipple. (Mirror)
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, June 8, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Prince Harry demonstrates to the world how much he really respects soldiers.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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No,that’s the tuner-I was looking for the volume knob….
BTW-I’d have wanted to twist his nose off his face-there was NO excuse for THAT.
“Did getting your tattoo hurt as much as this?”
“Do you get turned on when I tweak your nipple?”
“If you had these pierced like Gov. Cuomo, I could twist these a lot easier!”
Meghan never lets me do this.
“So….did you get hard?”
So if I turn it all the way to the right, then I’ll finally have the privacy from the media that I’ve been desperately longing for?
What happens when a couple of randy-looking guys with suppressed childhood issues meet.
Thank God, Harry will never be king.
This is how I like it. How about you?
Your transgender surgery went nicely didn’t it?
Good thing Prince William was born first….
Rightie, tight, lefty Lucy….
Or “Is this the on-off button?”
I tried doing this with Meghan many times, but it never would turn her on, so I want to see if it works with men.
You can take the gay fop out of England,,,but the fop is permanent.
This caption contest is now closed.
Did you learn that from Curly, Moe,or Larry? You missed the poke in the eye.