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The Freaks-for-Hamas Caption Contest

Posted on August 15, 2024 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 282nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 27, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Correction: “FREE GAZA TERRORISTS”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 14, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 281st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

TrueDan!

Here is his caption:

Don’t worry son. I’ll be in prison with you before long.

Brian Heinz is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Did you get the COKE I sent you? It’s in the box holding room that should pay you up till the next installment from the Ukraine.

Captain America is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

Get used to the hugs, son, cuz we are both going to prison.

Another TrueDan caption is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Remember – As the “Big Guy”, I only get 10% of the profits. I don’t suffer any losses or prison time.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, TrueDan!

For all the caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Father-Son Criminals Caption Contest

Posted on June 28, 2024 by | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 281st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On June 11, 2024, Joe Biden arranged an airport photo op in a public show of support for a convicted criminal — his 54-year-old son — hours after Hunter’s conviction on three federal gun charges. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, July 9, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like father, like son.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 28, 2024 by | 2 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 280TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

Goldbug!

Here is his caption:

Is Prince Andrew related to touchy-feely-sniffy Joey Biden?

John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

Andrew: “please allow me to assist your royal heinie-ness….”

Gracie Storvika, née Auntie Lulu, is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Has “Randy Andy” slipped into dementia–evidently he is not able to exercise even a modicum of Impulse Control . . . . not even when it concerns his own daughter.

GregB is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Summa Cum Laude graduate (no pun intended) of Epstein’s Pedo Island University demonstrates here that he hasn’t lost the “touch” that he learned there.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Goldbug!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Note: Kudos to everyone who submitted a caption despite my lamentable choice of this depressing video for a Caption Contest.

Be here later today for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Royal Groper Caption Contest

Posted on June 4, 2024 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 280th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

Ahout the video: On September 20, 2022, Prince Andrew, along with his two daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, were among members of the royal family who viewed floral tributes to the recently departed Queen Elizabeth II at Balmoral Castle. At one point Andrew was recorded by news cameras as he comforted Eugenie who broke down while reading messages left to her grandmother. With an arm placed around his daughter, Andrew bent down to read further messages, his hand slipping down Eugenie’s back and her butt. (Newsweek)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 18, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Persistent rumors on social media that Andrew pimped out his daughers to the late convicted-pedophile Jeffrey Epstein may well be true.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 1, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 279TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winners, each with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points, are:

Captain America and Merlin!

Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Miss Hamas!!! Looking good Chica.”
Merlin: “Boys don’t make passes at trans who wear glasses.”

Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes) and True Dan (with one #1 vote) are in 2nd place, each with 4 points:

Brian Heinz: “Is there something wrong with my makeup? Everyone keeps staring at me?”

True Dan: “Would you like to braid my chest hair?”

GregB is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote:

How can they expect us to accept them for what they pretend to be when they could not even accept themselves for who they actually were?

WELL DonE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Merlin and Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here next Tuesday for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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The Tranny-Mayor Caption Contest

Posted on April 29, 2024 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 279th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Raúl Ureña, the “transgender” mayor of Calexico, CA , lost a recall vote with a staggering 74% votes demanding his immediate removal from office because he allowed crime to soar in the city. Ureña, who came out as a genderfluid “woman” in 2022, blamed transphobia for his removal (Source: X).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Ma7 14, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

So as many as a quarter (26%) of Calexico’s voters favored retaining Raúl Ureña as their mayor. No wonder California is a failed state.

For the winner of our Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on April 29, 2024 by | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 278TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

greenworxx!

Here is her caption:

You have no idea of the plans Harry and I are making for our future.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Chicken head and Queen Kate.

Brian is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Meghan called Oboma to come help with hiding the bodies. He is good at that. He was there the other night sneaking in and out.

Calgirl and Goldbug are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Calgirl: “Let the stare-down contest begin: I bet I can beat your royal Brit stare with my “B” level Hollywood chutzpah.”

Goldbug: “Careful, Meghan, remember what happened to the other outsider.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, greenworxx!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Evil-Eye Caption Contest

Posted on March 8, 2024 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 278th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: A candid shot of Meghan Markle staring at her sister-in-law Princess Catherine, taken sometime during Markle’s 72 days as a working member of the British Royal Family.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 19, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

If looks can kill….

P.S. By the way, envy can kill. Recall that it was envy that led to Cain killing his brother Abel, the first murder of a human.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on March 8, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 277TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-up and 3rd place.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

Mistears Mom!

Here is her caption:

Behold-the feminists banshee mating call.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

When “Mars Attacks” that oughta explode their heads.

Both of GregB‘s captions are in 3rd place, each with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each:

It was a, “powerful performance” as every coyote for miles around began howling back.

Screaming Banshees now need sheet music to “sing” their “lyrics.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Mistears Mom!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!

~E

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