Category Archives: Caption contest

The virtue-signaling mayor caption contest

This is our world-famous 265th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: New York Post reports that after “dying to go” to the Metropolitan Gala “for years,” New York City Mayor Eric Adams, a Democrat, finally got his wish. Adams, 61, arrived at the May 2022 Met Gala wearing a statement suit adorned with custom art from Laolu, a Nigerian artist who is based in New York City.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, January 17, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Meanwhile, new12brooklyn reports that “Gun violence is on the rise in New York City.” So much for virtue signaling….

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 264th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Jackie Puppet!

Here’s his caption:

Does this mustache go with my dress?

Auntie Lulu and Brian Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and greenworxx and vett (each with two #2 votes) are in second place, each with 4 points:

Auntie Lulu: “I wonder if this tool will be wearing his red dress to prison?”

Brian Heinz: “Well it looks like we lost Mr. Clean to the trans sect.”

greenworxx: “Tranny, liar, nutter, thief…..too bad he’ll soon be full of grief!”

vett: “Now there’s a face not even a mother could love.”

Calgirl is in third place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Check me out: I don’t even require “underwire” or exposed bra straps with this dress. Who knew?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

The Tranny-Luggage-Thief Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 264th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The bald transvestite in the pic above is Sam Britton, a self-described “non-binary,” who has served since June 19, 2022 as the Biden administration’s deputy assistant secretary of energy. He celebrated his appointment with a Twitter post photo of himself in a chic red dress and high heels. He has a well-documented career leading workshops on “pup play,” a sexual practice in which the partner plays the role of a pet dog within a domination/submission dynamic.

In September, Britton allegedly stole a high-end piece of checked luggage worth over $2,000 from a baggage carousel at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul airport. Video surveillance shows him at the baggage claim despite having checked no luggage of his own. He then appears to take the bag and remove its rightful owner’s nametag. Over the next month, Brinton used the bag as his own on multiple other trips. When eventually questioned by police, he confirmed that the bag was in his possession and claimed he’d made a mistake due to exhaustion. On October 27, Brinton was charged with felony theft of movable property without consent, which is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. He faces a court hearing on December 19. (Source: Spectator)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, December 20, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Just another freak to add to an already criminal administration.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

Note: Please forgive me for being so late in posting the results of our last Caption Contest. My life had gone through great changes in the last year, making the big exodus out of a blue state to a red state where I am very happy. But my daily routine changed, and I need to return to a routine of regular posting on this blog, which I will. Once again, please forgive!

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We have a winner FOR OUR 263rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here’s his caption for the video below:

Little Lord Fauci Roy,
tried to throw the ball,
but got booed by us all,
we honor him now for all to see,
how much money he’s made off thee.
He said the jab was good and yes you should.
His lies got better but people got deader,
so now we say, don’t go the Fauci way
you might not be here another day.

Auntie Lulu and Captain America are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Auntie Lulu: “What kind of nitwit would propose that Anthony Fauci receive any kind of “honorary” award?”

Captain America: “Me and Bill Gates are gonna kill all you bullies who used to call us names, and never let us play in any reindeer games.”

greenworz, GregB, and vett are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworz: “I’ll clap and cheer when Fauci is hanging by the neck for his contributions in using “gain of function” technology to make the covid virus more harmful and aiding the pharmaceutical companies in formulating the maiming, deadly and depopulating injection formulas.”

GregB: “The modern day ‘Angel of Death’ and protege of Dr. Joseph Mengele, Dr. Fear Fuhrer ‘Foul-Chi’ is greeted in Seattle by both ‘woke’ and ‘awake’ baseball fans.”

vett: “I suggest giving him a blindfold, a cigarette, and a 21 gun salute.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

The “Lord Fauci” Caption Contest

This contest is now closed.
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This is our world-famous 263rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On August 10, 2022, 81-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the NIH’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was in Seattle for a Mariners’ game where he was set to receive an honorary award and throw out the first pitch at a Major League ball game against the visiting Yankees. He was met with applause and scattered boos.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, November 1, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like trained seals, Seattle blue-zombies honor the man who gave millions of dollars to help fund the Wuhan Lab that unleashed the COVID-19 virus upon the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 262nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

But…but mommy promised me I’d be king.

Brian Heinz (with one #1 vote and one #2 vote) and Auntie Lulu (with three #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 6 points:

Brian Heinz: “Hey Lisa, did you hear the one about the prince that got dethroned, Harry somebody?”

Auntie Lulu: “Gosh! What did I do? I’m just tryin’ to support my little woman and the kids.”

Captain America and greenworxx are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “If I were King of the Forrrrest!!!”

greenworxx: “Being treated as if he’s invisible irritates poor spoiled Harry.”

Truckjunkie is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Truckjunkie: “How DARE that jackass William claim his rightful place as King…..”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!

~E

The Petulant Prince Caption Contest

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

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This is our world-famous 262nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the gif:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, October 4, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Just because I’m second born, why shouldn’t I be king?,” says Harry the Malcontent, a permanent  U.S. resident who calls our First Amendment “bonkers”.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 261st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here is the winning caption:

This is udderly blinding and I can’t see now. Please, someone lead me back to the hotel.

GregB, Jen, and two captions from vett are in second place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “This is NOT what I meant when I said, ‘Pelosi can go pound sand.'”

Jen (one #1 vote): “Shouldn’t this be against the law? If we had laws…”

vett (one #1 vote): “Beer goggles wouldn’t even help.”

vett (two #2 votes): “Obviously none of them are on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.”

Auntie Lulu is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Nasty Pelosi is long past the age when looking at her exposed breasts would cause anything but revulsion in the viewer. For Heaven’s sake–Cover Up!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The Heifer-of-the-House Caption Contest

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is our world-famous 261st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In early July 2022, 82-year-old Rep. and Speaker-of-the-House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and her husband, Paul (who was recently sentenced to 5 days in jail for DUI), were spotted at a ritzy resort on the Italian seaside owned by tenor Andrea Bocelli. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, September 13, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A cow’s udder swelling is one of the most common problems faced by farmers. The main cause of such a disease is an improper diet with too many calories. The proper diet should be based on high quality hay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 260TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

The DNC plotting the midterm steal.

Goldbug and truckjunkie are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Goldbug: “Let me explain .. they promise, if we convert to transhumanism, we will be protected from EMPs by wearing these hats.”

truckjunkie: “No, I STILL like the “Guild Of The Lollypop Kids” name better…..”

Brian Heinz and two captions from MR B. are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and two points:

Brian Heinz: “The return of the cone heads. Ok, who’s got the beer and who’s going for the chips and popcorn?”

MR B.: “How can Hershey be so insensitive and non-inclusive with their new ad? They do not have anyone of color or from the LGBTQIA+ community.”

MR B.: “Guess the movie
Dude in the Middle: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E