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We have a winner!

Posted on September 7, 2023 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 273rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Brian!

Here’s his caption:

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boot
to Disney’s stupid shoots.
No more movies for me
because they are perverted, you see.

Captain America is a close 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Well, if that little fairy doesn’t look like Herr-Frau Hitler.

GregB and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

GregB: “At the Magic (perverted) Kingdom, instead of, ‘Boys will be boys,’ it’s now, ‘Boys will be girls and girls will be boys.'”

Brian: “Come, come now. We don’t have time to waste. My girdle is killing me and this thong is cutting me. So what will it be kid?”

Shoal Creek and another Brian caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Shoal Creek: “Why Mr. Banks, I think you’ve been flying that kite for a little too long, now!”

Brian: “Mercy, Mercy. So many to groom and so little time.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Disney-transvestite caption contest

Posted on August 16, 2023 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 273rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At the Enchanted Chamber in Disneyland, a mustachioed male employee in a dress welcomes little girls, calling himself Nick, the Fairy Godmother’s apprentice. Inside the chamber, the girls will choose their special Disney princess dresses — priced at $250 to $450 — before they have their hair and makeup done so they can walk the park in their princess getup.

Here’s a video of the Disney transvestite:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 29, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Founder Walt Disney must be turning over in his grave.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

See also “Does Disney’s failure signal a cultural shift in America?”

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 15, 2023 by | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 272nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

GregB!

Here’s his caption:

I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.

CalGirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.

Greenworxx (with one #1 vote) and Gracie Storvika (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

greenworxx: “Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.”

Gracie Storvika: “Insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!”

Captain America is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

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