The ‘We’re Coming For Your Children” Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 272nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video (warning: nudity):

About the video: On June 23, 2023, in New York City, LGBTQ activists marched and chanted “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children!” (Source: RedState)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 1, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A sight that’s sure to turn straight men gay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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DCG
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DCG
9 months ago

(Not a submission)…I should not have watched this as I’m getting ready to fix dinner. Ugh…my appetite now diminished.

Goldbug
Goldbug
9 months ago

Don’t bother; the brainwashed parents are bringing them to you!

GregB
GregB
9 months ago

I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.

Grif
Editor
8 months ago

What have we become that we tolerate such evil in our society? 

Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
8 months ago

insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!

Captain America
Captain America
8 months ago

100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.

Brian
Brian
8 months ago

Looks like the bud light fools are out in force. And I am certain
they have had to much already! Seems to be the charge of the women who have no shame.

Last edited 8 months ago by Brian
CalGirl
CalGirl
8 months ago

I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.

greenworxx
greenworxx
8 months ago

Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
8 months ago

If you go prancing though a New York city water park nude in a display of total humiliation you might be a
LGBTQ activist.