The Disney-transvestite caption contest

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This is our world-famous 273rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At the Enchanted Chamber in Disneyland, a mustachioed male employee in a dress welcomes little girls, calling himself Nick, the Fairy Godmother’s apprentice. Inside the chamber, the girls will choose their special Disney princess dresses — priced at $250 to $450 — before they have their hair and makeup done so they can walk the park in their princess getup.

Here’s a video of the Disney transvestite:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 29, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Founder Walt Disney must be turning over in his grave.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

See also “Does Disney’s failure signal a cultural shift in America?

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Shoal Creek
Shoal Creek
11 months ago

Why Mr. Banks, I think you’ve been flying that kite for a little too long, now!

Brian
Brian
11 months ago

Come, come now. We don’t have time to waste. My girdle is killing me and this thong is cutting me. So what will it be kid?

Christy
Christy
11 months ago

Nick, when wokeness is so severe constipation is its natural conclusion.

MrB
MrB
11 months ago

My grandma had a little hair above her upper lip, but that is ridiculous. My grandma would also easily whip this poser.

GregB
GregB
10 months ago

At the Magic (perverted) Kingdom, instead of, “Boys will be boys,” it’s now, “Boys will be girls and girls will be boys.”

Captain America
Captain America
10 months ago

Well, if that little fairy doesn’t look like Herr-Frau Hitler.

Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
10 months ago

This is not intended as an entry, but my inquiring mind is dying to ask — Does this Joker actually help little girls into and out of dresses for fitting purposes? This garbage is just so perverted, it is little wonder that normal parents have ceased to take their precious children to Disneyland where they could be exposed to this. Does Disneyland actually not have any positions available that are more appropriate for this particular employee? This is enough to cause my head to explode!!

TrailDust
Editor
10 months ago

!!!!! 🫣 🤣

Brian
Brian
10 months ago

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boot
to Disney’s stupid shoots.
No more movies for me
because they are perverted, you see.

vett
vett
10 months ago

Peter Pan now identifies as a girl

GregB
GregB
10 months ago

This fairy apprentice is obviously confused as to what gender HE is, but I’m not, and I don’t even need to check out what’s under the dress (God forbid!) The last time I saw a “woman” with a mustache was at the carnival freak show as a kid. I guess the old adage that, “the more things change, the more they remain the same” still rings true.

GregB
GregB
10 months ago

Evil Disney loves to corrupt our boys and girls.
Innocent children are the world’s precious pearls.
Poison their minds to all that is right;
It is an abomination in God’s sight.
Hopefully soon the only visitors to Disney will be the squirrels.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
10 months ago

Mercy, Mercy. So many to groom and so little time.