The Royal Groper Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 280th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

Ahout the video: On September 20, 2022, Prince Andrew, along with his two daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, were among members of the royal family who viewed floral tributes to the recently departed Queen Elizabeth II at Balmoral Castle. At one point Andrew was recorded by news cameras as he comforted Eugenie who broke down while reading messages left to her grandmother. With an arm placed around his daughter, Andrew bent down to read further messages, his hand slipping down Eugenie’s back and her butt. (Newsweek)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 18, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Persistent rumors on social media that Andrew pimped out his daughers to the late convicted-pedophile Jeffrey Epstein may well be true.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
1 month ago

Some men are such perverts–they are not even willing to honor their own daughters by acting in an appropriate manner, even when in public. Evidently, Andrew is among that group. What a creep!

Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
1 month ago

Has “Randy Andy” slipped into dementia–evidently he is not able to exercise even a modicum of Impulse Control . . . . not even when it concerns his own daughter.

Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
1 month ago

What a pervert! He cannot even keep from touching his own daughter inappropriately when in public. Is it little wonder that Great Britain is in such a state of disarray? -You cannot expect much better when members of the supposed elite ruling class are not able to conduct themselves any better than this.

TrailDust
Editor
1 month ago

(not in the contest) “Butt, butt… it was completely unintentional!”

Goldbug
Goldbug
1 month ago

Is Prince Andrew related to touchy-feely-sniffy Joey Biden?

John Pizzo
John Pizzo
1 month ago

Andrew: “please allow me to assist your royal heinie-ness….

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago

The Royal thumb to the ho ho will take your mind off her and make you wonder what’s in store for later……

GregB
GregB
1 month ago

Summa Cum Laude graduate (no pun intended) of Epstein’s Pedo Island University demonstrates here that he hasn’t lost the “touch” that he learned there. But to do that with your own daughter is just repulsive to the Nth degree! But I guess that’s just the way proven perverts think these days, especially after being a regular Epstein customer.

Definition of magna vs. summa cum laude in case you’re wondering.

https://www.betterup.com/blog/magna-cum-laude-vs-summa-cum-laude

Last edited 1 month ago by GregB
Captain America
Captain America
1 month ago

In Andy’s defense, Epstein Island is now a “no-fly” zone. Apparently, they do like to keep it “in-the-family” over there too, like Joe.