We have a winner!

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WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 280TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

Goldbug!

Here is his caption:

Is Prince Andrew related to touchy-feely-sniffy Joey Biden?

John Pizzo is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

Andrew: “please allow me to assist your royal heinie-ness….”

Gracie Storvika, née Auntie Lulu, is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Has “Randy Andy” slipped into dementia–evidently he is not able to exercise even a modicum of Impulse Control . . . . not even when it concerns his own daughter.

GregB is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Summa Cum Laude graduate (no pun intended) of Epstein’s Pedo Island University demonstrates here that he hasn’t lost the “touch” that he learned there.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Goldbug!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Note: Kudos to everyone who submitted a caption despite my lamentable choice of this depressing video for a Caption Contest.

Be here later today for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

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traildust
traildust
20 days ago

Congratulations Goldbug!!!And big thanks to all the contributors, especially John Pizzo,
Gracie Storvika, and GregB!

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
20 days ago

Good job all some good ones in there