WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 281st CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the clear winner, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:
TrueDan!
Here is his caption:
Don’t worry son. I’ll be in prison with you before long.
Brian Heinz is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:
Did you get the COKE I sent you? It’s in the box holding room that should pay you up till the next installment from the Ukraine.
Captain America is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:
Get used to the hugs, son, cuz we are both going to prison.
Another TrueDan caption is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Remember – As the “Big Guy”, I only get 10% of the profits. I don’t suffer any losses or prison time.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, TrueDan!
For all the caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!
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