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We have a winner!

Please forgive me for being so late with this post. I’ve been preoccupied with writing a very difficult chapter for a new book. I will try to be more responsible by posting more, henceforth.

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This was a very competitive contest with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-ups.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:


Here is her caption:

Lurch won’t be able to talk his way out of this gas leak. There are witnesses!

John Kerry Blasts Fart During COP28 Climate Change Conference Remarks (Video)

GregB is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

He always has been nothing more than a foul, stinking old globalist gasbag.

Jackie Puppet is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

That wasn’t a fart – that was a few carbon credits slipping out of Kerry!

Brian is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

1 Woman dead 32 people injured and taken to hospital. Today at the Climate debate John Kerry blasted his carbon foot print but came from another body part. Killing the mediator a few feet from him. Kerry is in custody waiting for de-fumigation. Some of the victims at the hospital said he was aiming for her when he swung around in his chair. In Other news today: The EU passed a law today on the new natural gas carbon act for the prevention of death by human Flatulence.

Another greenworxx caption is in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

It’s time to hook up a carbon gas catcher on Kerry. He’s exceeding the daily limit of noxious gas eruptions as designated by the climate czar himself!



Congratulations, greenworxx!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!



The Climate-Czar’s Fart Caption Contest

This is our  world-famous 277th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video (go to the 0:18 mark for the fart, LOL):

John Kerry Blasts Fart During COP28 Climate Change Conference Remarks (Video)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Dec. 26, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

If cow farts contribute to global warming, that makes Biden’s climate czar John Kerry a danger to global health and wellbeing.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.