This is our world-famous 271st Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
About the pic: Seen in a WalMart (source: Twitter). See also “Sales of trans-woke Bud Light plunge” and “Sales of Bud Light continue to tank“.
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, July 18, 2023.
‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Get woke, go broke.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
~E
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Change the sign to say, “Free Targets For The Gun Range” and that pallet would be empty in no time.
This contest has possibilities!
I still wouldn’t take one, or two, or three!
If I wanted to drink piss water for free, I’d drink out of a toilet!
Like we said “just take them” but you must sign a waiver saying that you will not sue “us” if you go gay after drinking beer this way. No suits saying that you now fart rainbows when you see light beer. “DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK” my cause sexual psychosis in males.
While I was out bass fishing the other day I discovered that an unopened case of Bud Light made a really decent anchor. Not only did it keep the boat steady, I didn’t have to haul it up when I was done. All I needed to do was cut the rope and be on my way
To choke down one of these you have to have a wrap-around cover for another lite beer.
Antifa and BLM may start using them to throw at police.
Cases and cases of testosterone blocker. Soon to be on display in the children’s section of Target, right next to the pedo-devil wear.
Bud Light for those who are light in the loafers and are on a budget.