The Evil-Eye Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 278th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: A candid shot of Meghan Markle staring at her sister-in-law Princess Catherine, taken sometime during Markle’s 72 days as a working member of the British Royal Family.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 19, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

If looks can kill….

P.S. By the way, envy can kill. Recall that it was envy that led to Cain killing his brother Abel, the first murder of a human.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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TrailDust
Editor
2 months ago

I can only imagine.
(not in the contest)

Last edited 2 months ago by TrailDust
Goldbug
Goldbug
2 months ago

Careful, Meghan, remember what happened to the other outsider.

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

Meet the new DEI replacement Centurion for all future issued American Express credit cards for those in the British Isles.

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Last edited 2 months ago by GregB
Calgirl
Calgirl
2 months ago

Let the stare-down contest begin: I bet I can beat your royal Brit stare with my “B” level Hollywood chutzpah.

Brian
Brian
2 months ago

You can keep that royal bs stare to your self. You’re talking to a ghetto bitch and we don’t put with none of this Sh_t. So stuff a royal sock in it…and the queen sends out a double barrel bird to greet them….

fuck-queen
greenworxx
greenworxx
2 months ago

You have no idea of the plans Harry and I are making for our future.

Captain America
Captain America
2 months ago

Chicken head and Queen Kate.

Calgirl
Calgirl
2 months ago

Comment only. Not a participant. Long ago, my husband I noticed in our multiple homes/jobs across our country, that we, from the East Coast, could/thrive & work anywhere….but, when we were sent to California, we noticed that Californians sent elsewhere…ALWAYS returned to California within a year or two. They can’t “make it” elsewhere. . California is, in truth, an altered state of existence since the the days of Reagan. It’s culture and institutions (like school, local government, shopping experiences, & so on for every day life) are so different to the rest of our states by comparison, to seem alien to our national overall experiences here in the USA….and, the rub is….Californians don’t know of this disparity. They think they are the “norm” or even the “future.” In truth of our national bag of troubles these days…they are an uber representative of the problems this nation now faces….and representative of the policies that cause these problems in the first place. On top of it all… I see no end to this b/c my students & parents are literally addicted to their cell phones & the sound bites they get from them for news from the several “pseudo” news online organizations. Thomas Jefferson was right. A free and honest press is the cornerstone of our democracy.

Brian
Brian
2 months ago

Meghan called Oboma to come help with hiding the bodies. He is good at that. He was there the other night sneaking in and out.