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We have a winner!


Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:


Here is her caption:

You have no idea of the plans Harry and I are making for our future.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Chicken head and Queen Kate.

Brian is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Meghan called Oboma to come help with hiding the bodies. He is good at that. He was there the other night sneaking in and out.

Calgirl and Goldbug are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Calgirl: “Let the stare-down contest begin: I bet I can beat your royal Brit stare with my “B” level Hollywood chutzpah.”

Goldbug: “Careful, Meghan, remember what happened to the other outsider.”


Congratulations, greenworxx!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!


The Evil-Eye Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 278th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: A candid shot of Meghan Markle staring at her sister-in-law Princess Catherine, taken sometime during Markle’s 72 days as a working member of the British Royal Family.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 19, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

If looks can kill….

P.S. By the way, envy can kill. Recall that it was envy that led to Cain killing his brother Abel, the first murder of a human.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.