Category Archives: Feminists

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 277TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-up and 3rd place.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

Mistears Mom!

Here is her caption:

Behold-the feminists banshee mating call.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

When “Mars Attacks” that oughta explode their heads.

Both of GregB‘s captions are in 3rd place, each with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each:

It was a, “powerful performance” as every coyote for miles around began howling back.

Screaming Banshees now need sheet music to “sing” their “lyrics.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Mistears Mom!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!

~E