This is our 246th world-famous Caption Contest!
Here’s the GIF:
About the GIF: Lizzo is a rapper who is proud of being fat, and is lauded for her “body positivity”. There is a rumor that at one of her shows, she dove into the crowd and crushed a member of the audience to death. Lizzo went on TikTok to dispel the rumor by bellyflopping on her bed to show she’s not so fat that she could have crushed someone to death. She said: “I’ve never stage dived in my life. Ya’ll really gon put that on my motherf****ng name? Like, I know I’m big but, b***h, I’m not that f****ng big.” (Source)
Lizzo
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, August 17, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“There she blows!” cried the lookout, sighting the great white whale, Moby Dick.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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Slam Dunk? Not a stage dive without jumping off stage. Falling forward and snapping a fan’s neck is like trying to balance a brick on a straw. IT GUNNA SNAP!!
Pacific Life called….your audition to replace their mascot whale failed….
The poor bed: “What did I do to deserve this? OOF!!”
This girl has GOT to be wearing some kind of Spanx in the video. Check her out in this IG posted six days ago. NO WAY that is the same butt…
Lizzo on Instagram: “Dear @shopbabes keep sendin fits like these, please!”
I wonder about the same thing. The woman doing the bellyflop is way smaller than Lizzo. The woman in the GIF made from the video Lizzo posted on TikToc can be anybody. Certainly she bears no resemblance to the Lizzo in the pic below the GIF.
That poor teddy bear will argue that point about crushing. Bet there isn’t any stuffing left in that little fella.
OWWWW-my EYES!!!!
Lizzo is seen here performing for SeaWorld hiring managers during her audition to serve as the replacement for the now retired Shamu to splash the audience.
Oh No!!! Izz Godzirra!!!
She’s not THAT fat, it only registered as 1.8 on local Richter scales
Eye bleach! Eye bleach! Where’s my eye bleach.
This contest is closed.