The Just-a-Slut Caption Contest

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This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is our 248th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In the midst of singing “Just a Virgin” at the 2021 Video Music Awards last Sunday, Sept. 12, a much-botoxed, face-lifted, and breast-implanted 63-year-old Madonna tried to shock the audience by whipping open her trench coat. (Telegraph)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 5, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Demon-possessed since at least 2012. (WorldTruthTV)

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Mr. B.
Mr. B.
3 years ago

First she poses as a satanist, now a SS Gestapo. What a twisted mind.

vett
vett
3 years ago
Reply to  DrE

Until she’s old and senile? Me thinks she is already there.

vett
vett
3 years ago

Kinda looks like a cross between a Gestapo agent and Columbo.

Arche N.
Arche N.
3 years ago
Reply to  vett

It must get cold up there on stage. 😉

Mr B.
Mr B.
3 years ago
Reply to  vett

That is great! All she needs is a cigar.

Captain America
Captain America
3 years ago

That flap in front is to cover her gnarled old dangles.

Calgirl
Calgirl
3 years ago

Really don’t understand the juxtaposition of her Nazi Gestapo garb to her mild-mannered Brainiac English sleuth plaid overcoat. Who was her publicist for this? Probably a CLUELESS someone born after, say, at least 1990 or worse, 2000. And then, this pretentious pandering slut approved it.