The Freaks-for-Hamas Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 282nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 27, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Correction: “FREE GAZA TERRORISTS”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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traildust
traildust
3 months ago

Wow! So disgusting I can’t find words. Caption writers, do your best and nail these monsters with your humor.

Goldbug
Goldbug
3 months ago

We learned this in public school. Aren’t you taxpayers proud of us?

Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
2 months ago

Unbelievable! That we actually have fools such as these walking around outside the loony bin! Why would that woman, who really needs to shed a few pounds feel that she should offend the rest of society by showing off her corpulence? What is the correlation of her nude body got to do with any thing other than the fact that she is a stark raving nut-job! (Not intended as an entrance to the contest.) This kind of exhibitionism does not really give credence to any political stance–other than perhaps we need more beds in mental facilities.

DCG
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DCG
2 months ago

Glad I had already eaten dinner before I saw this. If ever there was a time to NOT #freethenipple…

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
2 months ago

From the river to the sea our ugly nakedness is what you see
From the river to the sea we show just how stupid we can be
From the river to the sea marching morons that could be me
From the river to the sea where the hell is this place we’re to be
Oh from the gallows on the way from the river to the sea……..

Captain America
Captain America
2 months ago

When someone says “you won’t like me”.

CalGirl
CalGirl
2 months ago

Soros is paying us $300 a day, plus expenses and a tent, to do this. Fifty bucks extra to perform in the nude just to be extra offensive. Great gig if you can get it.

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

Now that’s what I call, two boobs for Gaza (in more ways than one.)

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

If they would just add the word, “hostages” underneath the “Free Gaza” wording, then I would be in total agreement with them.

GregB
GregB
2 months ago

Message to the fools: Actually, Gaza has been free ever since 2005 when President George W. Bush forced Israel to remove all of the Israeli settlers living in the Gaza Strip. No Israelis have lived there ever since. When they vacated Gaza, Israel left intact all the infrastructure that they had constructed there, including agriculture and agriculture equipment, clean water and sewer systems, a functioning airport and all the other systems needed for a modern civilization. It was none other than Hamas itself that destroyed all of it. The Palestinians’ suffering ever since is 100% attributable to Hamas’ demonic rule since they came to power.

GregB
GregB
2 months ago
Reply to  GregB

It is also interesting to note that the day the very last of the Jewish settlers were forced out of Gaza was Sept 22, 2005. The very next day Hurricane Katrina formed in the Atlantic. Coincidence? Or perhaps a little payback from God since the POTUS was the central figure in forcing this action?

GregB
GregB
2 months ago
Reply to  GregB

BTW, Hurricane Katrina is STILL (as of 2023) the most economically devastating hurricane in U.S. history at around $195-200 Billion in damage, with Hurricane Harvey coming in a distant 2nd place at around $155-159 Billion according to various sources followed by Ian in 2022 at $116 Billion. Hurricane Andrew which blasted south Florida as a Cat 5 storm in 1992 comes in at 8th place at $59 Billion.

So, I ask you again – Do you think God just might have been trying to send us a message back in Sept 2005 about messing with Israel, its people and their land?

Last edited 2 months ago by GregB