The I’m-a-teapot Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 286th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy and her son, Jack Schlossberg, at the 2017 Met Gala.

Commentary: In a scathing letter to Congress ahead of her cousin Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s confirmation hearing, Caroline urged senators to reject his nomination, calling him unfit for the job and a predator. For his part, showing that he’s his mother’s son in political bigotry and viciousness, Jack Schlossberg recently attacked conservative commenter Meghn Kelly on social media, berating her for her stance on transgender issues and sarcastically suggesting that he did not know what gender she is.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Feb, 25, 2025.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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GregB
GregB
1 month ago

Is that her Halloween costume posing as a Tiffany lamp shade? Too bad the dim bulb at the top seems to be burnt out.

shoalcreek5
shoalcreek5
1 month ago

Hey, Aunt Zola! The old drapery swatches from your interior design shop grew feet and a head and walked away!

(I really do have an elderly Aunt Zola, she really had an interior design shop, and that dress literally looks like it was made from my aunt’s drapery swatches from the 90s.)

Mistears Mom
Mistears Mom
1 month ago

Shoulda added that dress to the family tree pruning. Just goes to show that money doesn’t buy taste.

Grif
Editor
1 month ago

Caroline needs to go on a diet.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago

The boiling water for the tea pot isn’t enough to wash off the stench of self righteousness. What’s in your Pandora’s box?

GregB
GregB
1 month ago
Reply to  Brian Heinz

No doubt she has plenty of skeletons in her box. I wouldn’t want to go there. With everything DOGE is uncovering, there is plenty of stench to go around as we are finding out more and more by the day.

I hope you are feeling better these days. A lot of us have been praying for you and your recovery. Give us an update if you can.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago
Reply to  GregB

Thank you and everyone for the prayers just finished a pet scan and it was good showed nothing in any mass anywhere. It was from Head to Knees scan so they want me to do a yr of Autoimmune therapy for a yr once a month.

My younger brother just found out he has Lung cancer Stage 4 any prayers would be appreciated. Seems to run in the family. Our mother had breast cancer in both breast. The doctors think it is something we are all prone to have.

But for me I am living proof that prayer works. When I went in they opened me up and just closed me back up. Said no way to do surgery on it. And they went on a aggressive regiment of chemo drugs and radiation.

Both my Doctors could not understand I was not reacting like all the other people in there. I went from
a 122lbs to 148lbs now. Most peoples hair fell out at 2nd chemo did not lose any hair till my 8th and 9th chemo. I know it was the power of the Holy Ghost being with me and in me that saved my life. My thought was I win this race either way. And so my attitude was different than most of the others I was with.

I want to thank all of you who have prayed this is what happens when prayer is put into practice it works. THANK YOU ALL.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
1 month ago
Reply to  DrE

Brad is his first name, appreciate your prayer’s Doc he does not have much hope he is more advanced than I was when I found it.

Gracie Storika
Gracie Storika
1 month ago

Did Caroline Kennedy look in the mirror before going out in public in that get-up? Unbelievable, to say the least. The next picture should be the men in white coats and butter-fly nets.

traildust
traildust
1 month ago

Wow! What a diverse family the Kennedy family has become.

Captain America
Captain America
1 month ago

Is that from the Jill Biden collection?