WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 285th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is:
GregB!
Here is his caption:

He was charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct. It was a slam dunk.
Gracie Storvika is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 caption, totaling 6 points:
Now isn’t that just a prime example Your Tax Dollar at Work! Prompt me to reach for a barf bag.
John is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:
The cops were amazed at how well hung he was….
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, GregB!
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Congratulations GregB!And big thanks to all the writers, especially Gracie Storvika, and John!
Congrads to all winners was a good one