WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 270th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:
Captain America!
Here’s his caption:
Hi, I’m Princess Grifta, and this is my husband Cuckol.
greenworxx is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:
“Crying wolf” is a dangerous game to play.
CalGirl is in 3rd place with one #1 vote and 4 points:
This doesn’t look right. Put the phone & reading material down….throw on seat belts & hug each other tight: it’s time for the “high speed chase” hoax pics.
Another Captain America caption and MrB are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Captain America: “That looks like Big Mike next to Grifta.”
MrB.: “Personally, I don’t know anybody who would want a picture of a narcissist, a whipped husband and his mother-in-law.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, Captain America!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!
~E