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We have a winner!

. . . for our 243rd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of our 243rd Caption Contest, each with 8 points are . . .

Arnold Jackson, Tim Shey, and vett!

Here are the winning captions:

Arnold Jackson: “Meghan never lets me do this.”
Tim Shey: “Thank God, Harry will never be king.”
vett: “Your transgender surgery went nicely didn’t it?”

Captain America is in second place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

You can take the gay fop out of England,,,but the fop is permanent.

Jackie Puppet and two of truckjunkie‘s captions are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Jackie Puppet: “If you had these pierced like Gov. Cuomo, I could twist these a lot easier!”

truckjunkie: “No,that’s the tuner-I was looking for the volume knob….”

truckjunkie: “I’d have wanted to twist his nose off his face-there was NO excuse for THAT.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Arnold Jackson, Tim Shey, and vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

The nipple-tweaker Caption Contest

This is our 243rd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

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About the GIF: At the 2016 Invictus Games, an international sporting event for wounded, injured and sick current and former Servicemen and women, former Army Rifleman Ashley Coles pulled up his top to show a tattoo to Prince Harry. Harry — the epitome of white privilege who was caught naked with whores in Las Vegas; once dressed as a Nazi but lectures to the world on our “unconscious racism”; takes private jets but lectures to us on the environment; and trashes his family on Oprah and most recently in a podcast — responded by bizarrely tweaking the soldier’s nipple. (Mirror)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, June 8, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Prince Harry demonstrates to the world how much he really respects soldiers.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E