The Pie-In-The-Face Caption Contest

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This is our 240th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

Bill Gates gets pie in face

About the GIF: In 1998, in Brussels, Belgium — de facto capital of the European Union —  billionaire Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates was ambushed by pranksters with a cream pie-in-the-face as he entered a meeting with 400 Belgian educators, business leaders and government officials. (NY Daily News)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, April 6, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

While conspiring with the Wuhan Lab on an anti-prankster vaccine, the Gates Foundation inadvertently unleashed the COVID-19 virus.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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TrailDust
Editor
3 years ago

Miss Piggy sends a Pie-gram to Kermit. (I’m not a contestant, but couldn’t resist “tossing” in a comment.)

SAF
SAF
3 years ago
Reply to  TrailDust

That’s his mandatory mask!

Dan
Dan
3 years ago

Cream Pie meets cream puff…

True Dan
True Dan
3 years ago

Bill, this is to thank you for releasing another Windows update which locked up my computer,

Dave
Dave
3 years ago

Climate champion, Bill Gates, experiences sun-dimming via whipped cream, not chalk dust.

David Lapka
David Lapka
3 years ago

Trump’s gonna have to pay for that one!! Can you say, “ImpeachPie!” I knew you could!

Brian
Brian
3 years ago

I came all this way and you served me banana cream pie! What happened to chocolate. Is this what I get for Windows 10.

Scott Merson
Scott Merson
3 years ago

In a demonstration of the administration of his new population control vaccine, “the death Pie in the Eye” Bill Gates shows the ease of its application today.

Jen
Jen
3 years ago
Reply to  Scott Merson

More than population control….he wants to cull the herd starting with boomers first.

Jackie Puppet
3 years ago

“I just love a cream pie in the face!”

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
3 years ago

That’s not a pie chart

SAF
SAF
3 years ago

Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
dropped some whitewash in my eye!

Captain America
Captain America
3 years ago

Mmmmm, delicious! I haven’t tasted human food in quite some time. It’s always flies and adrenochrome.