Christmas Eve funnies!

When I get called on those extended warranty deals,I always tell them my daily driver is a ’54 GMC 2 Ton Flatbed Truck,then ask them to sign me up for my newest car,my 1993 Ford Explorer. That shuts ’em down,and the last two said, “I’ll take your number off our Call list. I’m sorry we’ve bothered you.”

Wish my cats would use the 3 toilets in our house! Our foster-daughter’s sister has a cat who uses the “human’s toilet.” She has to post a sign so guests don’t close the lid, warning that the house cat knows how to use the human toilet, but can not open the “lid” on her own. It must remain open….and…..the cat knows how to work the handle to FLUSH the toilet. 🙂 As many cats as I’ve loved and lived with in my life so far, I can not imagine having one to do these things…THO’…..I have had more than one cat to work door-knobs and the simple “up and down” locks on sliding glass doors….to a no-good outcome……