WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 284th CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:
greenworxx!
Here is her caption:
Check the old fool for rabies!
GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
Mmm! Tastes like chicken!
Brian, Gracie Storvika, and another GregB caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:
Brian: “The evil in his eyes would make my child cry before we got to him. Praise God we are done with them.”
Gracie Storvika: “If I were the mother of a child where this old fool stuck my child’s fingers in his mouth–I would be duty bound to knee him in the groin as hard as possible! What an old fool, and it is not like he just started this weird behavior after he developed dementia. It sickens me to even see him doing this.”
GregB: “He just wanted some fresh toe jam to put on his toast.”
CalGirl is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
I have an oral fetish. Don’t tell. No one will ever know.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, greenworxx!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
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perfect!
Congratulations greenworxx!
And big thanks to the other caption writers, especially GregB, Brian, Gracie Storvika, GregB and CalGirl!
Congrads everyone!