The Biter-In-Chief Caption Contest

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This is our world-famous 284th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On October 30, 2024, during a Halloween celebration at the White House, Joe Biden bizarrely bit the foot of one baby after another (source: New York Post),

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2024.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

In his senile dementia, Biden thought adrenochrome came from babies’ feet.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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greenworxx
greenworxx
26 days ago

Check the old fool for rabies!

TrueDan
TrueDan
25 days ago

These toes will taste even better when you are old enough to vote.

Gianni
Gianni
25 days ago

“Give him a toe and he eats the whole foot !

traildust
traildust
25 days ago

Seeing this, I am trying to not say what concerns me about it. DrE, you gave us a wild one for the caption contest. 🤣

Brian
Brian
25 days ago

The evil in his eyes would make my child cry before we got to him. Praise God we are done with them.

Last edited 25 days ago by Brian
GregB
GregB
24 days ago

Mmm! Tastes like chicken!

GregB
GregB
24 days ago

He just wanted some fresh toe jam to put on his toast.

CalGirl
CalGirl
22 days ago

I have an oral fetish. Don’t tell. No one will ever know.

Gracie Storvika
Gracie Storvika
22 days ago

If I were the mother of a child where this old fool stuck my child’s fingers in his mouth–I would be duty bound to knee him in the groin as hard as possible! What an old fool, and it is not like he just started this weird behavior after he developed dementia. It sickens me to even see him doing this.