Sorry for the lateness.
WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 283rd CAPTION CONTEST!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
TrueDan!
Here is his caption:
This will teach that bitch Kamala not to mess with me.
Another TrueDan caption is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote:
Kick me out of the race will they. This will teach them the value of loyalty.
Brian Heinz, CalGirl, Captain America, and Goldbug are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:
Brian Heinz: “Where is Corn Pop I want to shake his hand……does he have jiffy pop too…..if so we can make her vanish…..”
CalGirl: “I’m in full dementia now and the Demorat left doesn’t even care about stopping me anymore for anything now that they’ve executed a full coup against my primary electorate. Hell Yes I’m Going to Wear MAGA Hat!!!!!”
Captain America: “Yeah, in case Vance doesn’t work out. And F’ You kamala!”
Goldbug: “For the first time in my life, I am proud of myself. Love this cap! Go MAGA!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Congratulations, TrueDan!
For all the caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!
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Congratulations TrueDan!
And thank you to Brian Heinz, CalGirl, Captain America, and Goldbug!
Congrads all and TrueDan thumbs up buddy knocked it out of the park my friend….