The ‘how-to-make-a-straight-man-gay’ Caption Contest

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This is our 250th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On Oct. 20, 2021, the unfunny 61-year-old “comedian” Kathy Griffin — who held aloft a mockup of President Trump’s severed head — tweeted a video of herself dancing topless, with this message:

HEY BOYZZZZ

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, November 23, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Why is it only Democrats inflict their naked bodies on the public?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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GregB
GregB
3 years ago

And that’s how the stampede from the pool in which some got trampled got started. Both men and women were fleeing for their lives.

MrB
MrB
3 years ago

What’s that saying – Beauty is only skin deep …but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

greenworxx
greenworxx
3 years ago

If she were a Siren from mythology trying to lure ships in to wreck, one look at her would save them as they would come about and flee in horror!!

Last edited 3 years ago by greenworxx
Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
3 years ago

And if this little wiggle don’t Scare you just wait till I drop my thong and watch well clear the beach.

GregB
GregB
3 years ago

If you ever wondered what Medusa looked like from the backside, now you know.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
3 years ago

“Our News Team has discovered THIS was the cause of the stampedes of people at local stores demanding a substance called “Eye Bleach”. Still no official word on what,exactly,this eye bleach is….”

Last edited 3 years ago by truckjunkie
vett
vett
3 years ago

Looks like she is as popular as Joe (Brandon) Biden. Not a soul in sight. FJB

vett
vett
3 years ago

Totally off topic. THANKS TO ALL THE HERO VETERAN’S THAT HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO KEEP US FREE! AND TO THE CURRENT SERVING SOLDIERS FOR DOING THE SAME. GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!

Jen
Jen
3 years ago

You can’t drink her pretty and never could…

Jackie Puppet
3 years ago

She can’t even make waves anymore!

Jackie Puppet
3 years ago

Is that Kathy, or Carrot Top?

Jen
Jen
3 years ago

And Kathy Griffin weighs 50 lbs more than this video =)

True Dan
True Dan
3 years ago

Hey Guys. Aren’t you glad that you don’t get to fondle these?

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
3 years ago

You know I only do this when my belly button itches and man such a good scratch since no one else will do it.

Calgirl
Calgirl
3 years ago

Finally got that itchy spot under my right arm pit…..gotta share my joy and my boobs in celebration!

Grif
Editor
3 years ago

Not with a 10-foot pole.

DCG
Editor
DCG
3 years ago

Girl needs to stop. What an attention whore.

Brian Heinz
Brian Heinz
3 years ago

There are somethings in life that cannot be unseen no matter how hard you try. Does anyone have any eye scrub I can borrow quick.

entagor
entagor
3 years ago

Someone should have warned her:
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas

Hujonwi
Hujonwi
3 years ago

Oh great… my dick has just gone into hiding…