This is our world-famous 274th Caption Contest!
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You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
- Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2023.
‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
The cone collar should be worn by America to protect us against this senile, evil POTUS.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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“This antenna doesn’t work; all I ever get is static”
Jill said I needed to wear this at the next photo opp. They didn’t want me to get caught sniffing the little girls. But hey come on man this is the best mega phone I ever had.
What a great photo!
Now the conspiracy theorists won’t be able to zoom in on my earlobes and tell if I’m really Joe, or a stunt double.
One of them’s just a little bit smarter than the other.
OK, actually a lot smarter!
Added accessory mandatory by Dr. Jill, she says to protect my noggin when running into walls. I think it’s to keep me from licking my butt.
It’s not every day that you see man’s best friend next to man’s worst enemy.
I was just showing him how to put it on, are you ready for me?
Does that cone prevent him from sniffing little girls?
“I’m trying out a new megaphone and it doesn’t need batteries!”
Meet the corrupt, senile old grandpa of The Coneheads family.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coneheads_(film)
Quick! Someone fill that up with a gallon of martini!